50 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

  1. Silly article, we all know facts don’t matter anymore. It is all about how one feel’s.
    Today, I feel like a girl, tomorrow a kangaroo, and in two weeks possibly a canadian prime minister.

    There is no limit to my dream feelings and it is “insert accusative phrase here” for you to say anything else.

    BTW, I feel I can run the 100 meter dash in 5 seconds, so give me the gold.

    1. “I can run the 100 meter dash in 5 seconds, so give me the gold.”

      Forget that crap. You go home with a fistfull of Participant Ribbons to make you not feel like the loser you are. We don’t want to damage your psyche,

    2. “Today, I feel like a girl…”

      For some strange reason, the only time I feel like a woman is when the men’s room is out of order and I’ve really got to go.

      1. Funny, I always feel like a man when the lineup to the women’s restroom is too long! As it always is at concerts and sporting events. I always announce myself first, though!

    3. If women ever reached a point where they could kick men’s asses in everything …. the world will be a much nastier place. Women are nasty creatures. If you’ve ever seriously pissed one off … then you know what I’m talking about .

  2. Well, once all the tulip tip-toeing tranys transition into the high heel set in the various sports disciplines the real ladies might as well go back to cooking, sewing, and staying barefoot and pregnant.

    Or, they could just aim for excellence in the last four listed items, high jump, long jump, triple jump, and pole vault.

    1. Sorry, I read the last four disciplines wrong, so scratch my last sentence above.

    1. why would that matter? testosterone is a hellava drug. its why the women take it . takes up to about age 25 to get the fully effect. each muscle fibre is 42% stronger , skin is tougher , heals faster. everything made to fight and hunt.
      when babies are born there is no strength difference and just before puberty boys are only slightly ahead . we are measuring adults not kids. our larval form .

    2. I will put any varsity TEAM sport of boys against the same team sport of girls … and see just how close the results are. It would be an epic beat down of the girls across the board.

      1. The often collage national champions UConn Husky’s are beaten every year by the mens dorm team. The American and Olympics Gold Medal woman’s soccer team was beaten 3-1 by a Texas boy’s under 15 team.
        The worlds best performances of women is less than found in boys high school.

  3. All those people writing at Quillette have something in common; up until today, THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR ALL THE THINGS THEY NOW SEE PROBLEMS WITH.

    Day late, dollar short. You may be helping today, but the damage you helped cause for the first 3000 years of your life, will never be completely reversed.

  4. Brave man, Langford. Pity that about 10,000 zealots are now going to try to destroy his career.

  5. Keep in mind that these are singular events. If you apply the same truth to sports that require multiple physical attributes, the percentage increases exponentially. It’s why the worst player in the Men’s Tennis draw will destroy the best player in the women’s draw. It’s why a men’s college basketball team would likely hold the very best women’s team under 20 points for the entire game and score in excess of 120 (likely closer to 200 points).

    John McEnroe was being generous when he said that Serena Williams would be ranked about 500 to 700 in the world if they discarded sex based rankings.

  6. I think Caitlin Jenner should have all of her statistics retroactively transferred over to the appropriate female decahlete records.

    1. they should appear in both , see how the rabid feminists react . I don’t think he has even switched out his rude bits

  7. Olympic records – men – +105kg (the highest category) – current:
    Snatch 216 kg (475.2 lbs)
    Clean & Jerk 263 kg (578.6 lbs)
    Total 473 kg (1,040.6 lbs)

    Olympic records – women – +75kg (the highest category) – current:
    Snatch 151 kg (332.2 lbs)
    Clean & Jerk 187 kg (411.4 lbs)
    Total 333 kg (732.6 lbs)

    Percent differences – men vs. women:
    Snatch 43%
    Clean & jerk 40%
    Total 42%

    In these highest weight categories, men have a 40% weight higher than women. This shows that the quality of muscle is the same between the sexes – which is to be expected, of course – but it makes it clear that it is the QUANTITY of muscle in men versus women that is one of the crucial differences in weight lifting between men and women.

    (All numbers from the International Weightlifting Federation as of 2019.04.09 at 8:40 am PT.
    https://www.iwf.net/results/olympic-records/?ranking_curprog=current).

  8. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
    She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..’
    She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
    He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

    1. Lol! That was funny. I know some old cowboys and that makes it extra funny. Most are quite shy. We only had cattle for a few years.

  9. Since there is also a notable difference between the races in sporting endeavors, I propose we create another WNBA … the White Nationalist Basketball Association! Bring back the two-hand chest pass!! Make professional sports available to slow, white dudes.

    I’ve seen the (women’s) WNBA … and if THAT gets televised and sponsored … surely a White dudes league should be televised and sponsored.

    1. Isn’t the WNBA 95% lesbian, wait till trannies start infiltrate that league,,,,,and want to have lesbian relations with authentic lesbians. It’ll be like what’s happening now with lesbians and trannies at pride parades.

  10. Sorry Kate, Feminists are fully aware of these stats and that males win in most comparisons.

    That’s the whole reason Feminists are siding with transwhatever, they are determined to use whatever means necessary to even out the stats between men and “women”. They are so dispirit to prove women are equal to men, even in physical competition that they are willing to sabotage their own natural gender, by using witless, deranged, mentally ill, athletic wannabees, who could never win as a male.
    In the end they’ll say, “see, we are equal”

    1. I think it is on the trend to the opposite. Example: Martina Navratilova lobbied hard for Renee Richards to participate in the women’s draw at the US open. Richards won his court case in that regard and Navratilova cheered it on. Now, she is taking the absolute opposite position. Why? Well, she now sees that eventually (over a period of time as more transgenders enter the women’s draw)…someone is going to eclipse her accomplishments because of an unfair advantage.

      Flo Joyner still holds the 100m record ( I believe she passed away at a young age)…but you can bet her descendants aren’t particularly happy that men will be competing in the race she set the record. It’s lasted since 1988. And, that’s important, because it shows you just how amazing the achievement was. I’ll wager the first transgender to really push into the women’s sprint will break it…and that will be hilarious. Because, it just won’t be a broken record. It will be a record that has stood for over 2 decades. It will have to be discussed. And, there are going to be some very famous, pissed off people when it falls to a man as if there was equal footing.

      Personally, I think the flash point is coming sooner rather than later.

      1. Flo-jo used more juice than 10 Ben Johnsons.
        That’s why she died so young.
        Everyone knows she cheated.
        She just had the best doctors.

  11. You guys and girls know that there’s no point arguing facts with these creatures, right? They don’t care about trans-athletes, or women, or the environment, or crime, or any of the other things they constantly yammer about.

    What they were after, and got, was the “Malicious Communications Act” in the UK and whatever the Shiny Pony is going to call the same thing here.

    Only the Americans, as usual, had the balls to stand up and say “TRUMP!” to them. We shall see if that will be enough.

  12. I’m amazed there’s even a debate. But then again, no matter how many times socialism fails, there’s always someone who will tout its superiority. So it goes.

  13. Here’s looking at you ladies. You will always have women’s figure skating.

    1. Yep. Figure skating and Ice dancing … where you achieve points from your costume and music. Not. a. sport. Athletic? yes. A sport? No.

  14. Women’s sports are a freak show, a socially acceptable excuse for unhappy men to stare at half-naked women who are younger, fitter and better looking than their battleax wives.

    Their only redeeming quality is that watching women’s sports on TV is cheaper than a visit to the local strip joint.

    They’re complete travesties of the showcases of athletic ability in which men compete.

    Women simply cannot compete with men with regard to skills useful to men in fighting in wars and coming back alive. At all. Both war and sports should be left to men. If women want a hobby they can excel in, let them take up sewing.

    1. That reminds me of the first live newscast I saw when Canadian Military first went into Afghanistan. It was The Princess Patricia’s and this woman interviewed was one of the 1st to actually go into front line combat. In the interview which was in the morning of the first day of climbing the mountains in full Battle Roll, extra water, ammo etc. The woman could not rise to her feet to pack up and get in rolling. She was crying during the interview. The male soldiers had split up some of her gear amongst themselves. and she still could not get to her feet. She looked like she had partied all night with the Hell’s Angel’s. She was broken. They evacuated her that day. That interview only played one time and was pulled. And they changed the rules for women in combat after that, rather than admit that they could not meet the qualifications. The men were tired yes, but it was the first day and they would harden up to it and get stronger. She was completely and totally done. Nothing left but blubbering. Could not even stand up for the interview. Sad.

  15. Yep. I always said that the Women’s Olympic hockey team, made up of some of the best women’s players in the world, would be hard pressed to beat an elite Bantam team.

  16. Why is it important if women can not beat men in physical ability? They wouldn’t be women if they could. Women are taking over from men in many fields, medical, university, science and we all better for it. I remember a couple of years ago watching hockey at the local rink and admiring the speed and skill of the two teams. Slap shots over the net from the blue line and great speed and finally realized they were women. Let them enjoy their sports and competing against each other as real women.

    I see the ladies in my gym with their lululemon yoga pants and think of Elaine in Seinfeld saying “Women’s bodies are works of art, whereas men’s are merely industrial.” May it always be so.

    1. Women are inferior to men for any and all tasks not connected to conceiving, incubating and nursing young. Everything worth inventing was invented by men.

      One day that will include an artificial uterus, which will make women completely obsolete, and just as ready for the dustbin of human evolution as the Australian Aborigines.

      Women are not taking over the formal economy by their own merit. White men not born into a few thousand extremely rich, well connected families are being systematically driven out of the work force by the master class, who consider working-class white men to be a threat to their dominion of planet earth. Women are good little worker bees. They do not organize successful slave revolts, or even come up with any new ideas.

      1. “Women are inferior to men for any and all tasks not connected to conceiving, incubating and nursing young.”

        I bet you’re a big hit with the ladies, talking like that.

  17. and when I took my highly compressed IE course, not a female could finish it, soooooooooooooooooo they cancelled the fast passed course. Wimins just happen to be different from us men, thank goodness:-))))

  18. Oh come on guys.
    This has a new POINT SPREAD betting angle written all over it.
    It evens it all out. Just have to adjust the handicap in feet or seconds or whatever.
    Vegas would go crazy over it. Competition galore.
    Because then even the slowest or weakest gal can compete if she has enough of a spread.

    Hay my phones ringing already. LOL

  19. I say cram it down their throats. If men are better at being women than women, then they can take their equality good and hard. I will not raise a finger to help any feminist, anywhere.

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