What Was Someone from the CIA Doing at pre-Covid Pandemic Simulation?
I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords
It’s relatively easy: How to spot AI writing.
Coulda Had A Pipeline
Japan needs Canadian crude oil, but can’t get it. Why?
There’s no additional export capacity. That’s why Japan is making rare purchases of crude from Mexico. pic.twitter.com/xV5NZeDQza
— Anas Alhajji (@anasalhajji) May 3, 2026
We Don’t Need No Stinking Giant Mirrors
This is the footprint ratio of data center to solar panels in the sunniest country in the world.
Left Coast, Lost Cause
It appeared to be a timely bit of good news in BC’s glacial 35-year modern treaty talks, when David Eby’s NDP government introduced two new treaties for provincial approval in April, with a third expected to follow shortly.
That moment of apparent progress came as Eby was forced into a series of humiliating back-downs on his efforts to rein in the UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples and its threat to upset the legal basis of British Columbia’s existence. The political leadership of BC’s 203 indigenous communities simply vetoed Eby’s proposed changes and deferrals, raising the question of whether the province has lost its authority to govern.
Treaties hammered out over decades with the K’omoks First Nation on Vancouver Island and the Kitselas First Nation on the northwest coast were tabled in the BC legislature for ratification, with a third treaty for the Kitsumkalem First Nation in the northwest expected to follow. The protests began even before they were introduced.
Sunday On Turtle Island
The Democratic Party’s America: Islamic Republic of California. Muslim American Society.
Carnival Carney’s Canada: A book review. Commie Chow’s Toronto. Blackie 2.0 burns jet fuel again.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Gun buybacks. The myth of Merz. Fight to be a man.
The Sunday message.
May 3, 2026: Reader Tips
For a few laughs, we present Whites Only Laundry.
With only great tips in mind, please do share!
Oops!
Bluesky is in full panic.
A full on exposed API has revealed thousands of people who signed up for the GTFO Ice site.
Full names, phone, and zip codes. https://t.co/HxjrLydHdE pic.twitter.com/zti8CTrC0N
— Grummz (@Grummz) May 2, 2026
The Ghosts Of His Scam Call Center Ancestors Began Speaking Through Him
Canada Strong
Gradually, then suddenly: Canada’s top general is shutting down a key operation keeping avalanches under control along the Trans-Canada Highway in the Rocky Mountains because of “significant resource pressures,” according to a letter obtained by the Ottawa Citizen.
I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords
I need to get me a tennis racket. (h/t Adam)
They Admire Our Basic Dictatorship
Prime minister can limit free speech in Parliament in narrow circumstances, Supreme Court rules https://t.co/LW8K0KB0U3
— The Globe and Mail (@globeandmail) May 1, 2026
They’ll become broader.
Transgender Is A Stalking Horse For The Normalization Of Pedophilia
They keep telling us who they are.
A Wisconsin drag queen and DJ has been charged with possessing child pornography and multiple drug-related offenses.
Daniel Lieburn, 39, whose drag persona was “Diamond Day,” was charged Wednesday with one count of possession of child pornography and six drug-related counts. He was also known on 95.9 KISS FM as “Dan Brown” and served as the resident DJ and general manager at the queer XS Nightclub.
Lieburn made his initial court appearance the same day, and a judge set a $50,000 cash bond
Another: On social media, Justin Jespersen threatened violence against those who didn’t accept that “trans women are women.”
Cancon update: Jake Tucker, who also performed as a drag queen under the name “Anita Goodickyn,” was said to have drugged and tased the women he forced into prostitution.
Air Canada’s Woke Priorities
The comments are brutal but they deserve all the scorn everyone can muster:
Today, we're proud to celebrate an @AirCanada flight operated by an all-Indigenous crew. In partnership with @musqueam, @fnmpc and Air Canada, we continue walking the path towards reconciliation and representation in our industry. pic.twitter.com/xYZDQI87A8
— YVR (@yvrairport) April 29, 2026
Saturday On Turtle Island
The Democratic Party’s America: Victor Davis Hanson – Iran is losing. A Somali mosque. Muslim values?
Mohammad Carney’s Canada: A University of Manitoba professor. You owe $33592. Difficult time.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: From the man cave. Women date chatbots. Net Zero lunatics. Karl Marx. Muslim values in Algeria.
May 2, 2026: Reader Tips
Enjoy some Real Man Therapy.
If you’ve got some really good tips, you know what to do!
“Brian K. Kapileo Nepaial, 38, of Aloha, faces up to 45 years in federal prison”
Well goshdarnitall, nobody told Brian about the new rules.
An Oregon man has been convicted of shining a high-powered laser at a US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) helicopter in an anti-immigration enforcement attack. Brian K. Kapileo Nepaial, 38, of Aloha, pleaded guilty to charges on Thursday in the US District Court in Oregon, located in downtown Portland.
Kapileo Nepaial has been convicted of aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft and possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine. He faces a maximum combined sentence of 45 years in federal prison, a $5,250,000 fine, and eight years of supervised release.
Keir Starmer’s Britain
Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch and Britannia monitors the waves.
Hormuz traffic has collapsed by 90% since conflict began, with fewer than 10 ships a day now transiting the strait.
Royal Navy-led monitors report 40+ incidents, with vessels attacked, damaged, or forced to turn back.
Read more: https://t.co/WifeJgtoQN pic.twitter.com/7zB65pMGxp
— Royal Navy (@RoyalNavy) May 1, 2026
Update
Hey everyone, I haven’t been posting for quite awhile so I thought I’d give everyone an update. Continue reading

