OOPS! The Gordie Howe Bridge agreement has been obtained.
Born Again Experience
Never thought about getting stuck in the literal bowels of a porta-potty but this guy did just that.
He had to be cut out from under it and the firefighters were not amused. I kind of am tho. pic.twitter.com/OoxFVS9fLL
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) July 16, 2026
He claimed he dropped his Mountain Dew.
There Goes The Narrative
Ann Widdecombe had a very eventful death.
First she died from natural causes, then she was bludgeoned to death by a white man – let’s be very clear, a white man, we found a white man everyone – during a “bungled burglary” – then another white man, definitely a white man, was arrested who “wasn’t politically motivated” and had just randomly driven 300 miles from Rotherham to Ann’s house and back with a weapon.
Then it turned out that yes, it’s being investigated by counter terror police and the suspect is a man who was reading communist literature and has learning difficulties. To be honest, if he’s a communist, you don’t need to tell me he’s got learning difficulties, because if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be a communist.
Ace: The Lotus Eaters podcast pointed out the UK cops now routinely hide the race of a suspect — unless he’s white, in which case they repeat it endlessly, as they did here.
Keir Starmer’s Britain
“One of the main problems in the countryside is dogs. Muslims do not like dogs.”
Liberal commentator complains that the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there because too many people walk their dogs, which are haram in Islam.
This is mental illness. pic.twitter.com/AObyPjRi1N
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) July 17, 2026
When You Chant “Death To America”
America just might death you right back: “We are in an essential and existential war with America,” [Iran’s] Qalibaf said.
This Is Not a Parody
Aislinn Clancy, the Deputy Leader of the Green Party of Ontario, published a video of her recent tantrum. How come, when arsonists are revealed to be in line with her world view, she never condemns them?
No this is not parody. This is the deputy leader of the Green Party of Ontario.
Yikes. pic.twitter.com/UeNQVfkf5W— Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 (@ryangerritsen) July 16, 2026
Are We Still A Member Of This Thing?
The U.N. has finally admitted that Hamas has been stealing aid, sort of: They don’t even call Hamas out by name, even though those are the ‘de facto authorities—who were elected by the people of Gaza, mind you.
Amen
Every American needs to listen to this entire speech. Not just clips. It is phenomenal. Thank you @SecRubio for recognizing the severity of the problem and most importantly, working to combat it. pic.twitter.com/YGSu1buTpd
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) July 16, 2026
Today In The Vote Rich Rapey-Beheader Community
I see what you did there.
David Menzies hears from former Bowmanville mayor John Mutton over concerns he raised and attempts to get answers about an alleged illegal slaughterhouse operating in the Toronto suburb.
Scratch A Leftist
The Leader of the Alberta NDP has apologized for being photographed with a Jew.
Major Conspiracy Theories Proven to Be True
Friday On Turtle Island
The Democrat Party’s America: Victor Davis Hanson – Pro-American. Seizing the day. Commies.
Carnival Carney’s Canada: Big chiefs condemn vote. What reconciliation looks like. Shootings.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: The Ashworth collection. Climate change. Muslim enslavement.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including why dogs don’t rule the Earth; diversity occurring; on Kubrick’s many takes; and Hopkins and Foster rewatch Silence of the Lambs.
July 17, 2026: Reader Tips
Here’s something a little different: From Germany in 1939, here’s Hallo Janine.
Your most interesting tips, no matter how different they might be, are always welcome here!
Honey, I Finished The Internet
A hairdresser with no archaeology training solved a Roman mystery
Margin Of Fraud
Address to the Nation, in progress: Trump is calling out China, hard. Documents have been released here.
Summary @WallStreetApeas;
– China acquired 220 million United States voter files including names, addresses, phone numbers, political party preferences and other data during the 2020 election
– 278,000 non-citizens registered to vote in federal elections, the number is expected to be much higher because some blue states wouldn’t hand over their data
– Michigan Voter-Registration Investigation found evidence of fraud, including people signing forms in others’ names, submitting fraudulent registrations and receiving incentives
– CIA report confirms a Venezuelan plot to digitally rig elections in 2020 by altering vote totals undetectably
– Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and non-state actors have the capability to compromise election infrastructure
– US spy agencies discovered the China voter files leak compromise affecting 18 states but information was suppressed
– There are identified security flaws in electronic voting machines, ballot-counting systems, voter registration databases, poll books and election websites
Maple Leaf Menace
MAPLE LEAF MENACE. This illegal alien who assaulted a teenager has no business being in our country.
She is now in @ICEgov custody pending REMOVAL from our nation. https://t.co/KOJrQuCYrg pic.twitter.com/cLTOKM2x68
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) July 16, 2026
I, Napoleon
What kind of organization threatens their volunteers?
Hello Volunteers,
It is day 2 of Fringe but we have already received some complaints regarding the use of pronouns and folks being misgendered.
Under Canadian Human Rights Legislation, using correct pronouns is recognized as a fundamental aspect of a person’s identity and dignity. Misgendering or refusing to use a person’s preferred pronouns constitutes discrimination.
We here at Fringe take this very seriously. If we receive a report of this behaviour of any kind, you will receive a warning from us. If we receive a second report, you will be removed from all of your remaining shifts and will not be invited back to volunteer with Fringe.
I have attached the Gender Inclusion Document for review. It has some helpful tips on language to use if you are unsure of someone’s pronouns.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Katie
(she/her)
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Forwarded by a reader. You should probably keep the kids away.
Sorry, But I’m Turning My Brain Off Now
The answer to this question is obvious to any sane person, but then again you have to look at who we’re dealing with here.
The federal government’s hate speech legislation “hadn’t done the legislative analysis” on whether residential school denialism should be considered as such, Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Rebecca Alty said on Thursday.
Strangled Assets
I can identify another problem with supply mismanagement: if it were to end, your assets may suddenly be worth a lot less than they used to be, maybe even less than your debts.
A company that earns guaranteed margins because a regulation, exclusive contract or closed market keeps competitors out tends to stop doing the things that keep a business sharp. It stops scrutinizing its cost structure, investing in efficiency or asking how it would cope or what it would charge if its customers had somewhere else to go. The protection may feel like a moat. In practice, it is closer to an anaesthetic.