I was the com/nav shop head at the time, and a Staff Sergeant. We walked into the hangars on the second of August, and there wasn’t a sound from the flight line or the shops. It was very weird, because normally it was buzzing and clanging. And then we were told to get our troops and muster on the hangar deck.
There, the skipper told the entire squadron that Saddam Hussein had invaded Kuwait that morning, and we would all be packing up to head back to El Toro in anticipation of something big going down, in line with precisely why we were there to begin with.
Everyone had half an hour to get to the barracks to get their gear and get back, because we had planes to launch and gear to embark as soon as they could scramble the 130s to come get us.
All the troops took off, but the SgtMaj held us shop heads back and said,
‘I don’t know HOW she did it, or got the number, but the phone rang on the CO’s desk first this morning, and it was LCpl Schmuckatelli’s wife. FROM EL TORO. She called to tell the Skipper that she was very sorry about the deployment to Saudi Arabia (!), but LCpl Schmuckatelli couldn’t go, because she has three children and doesn’t drive.’
Meet The New Neighbors
And the defecation has hit the ventilation
Prime Minister Carney’s statement on trade negotiations. Yes, they’ve gone kaput, and a press conference is expected to go live at 11 a.m. EDT.
I wonder what position our elbows are to be placed now?
Trump Whispering
Who needs an auto industry anyway? Its not like they want you to drive: trade talks collapse, left elbows hardest hit.
Remedial Measures
Yes, it’s satire, but only just.
Saturday On Turtle Island
Conman Carney’s Canada: Blackie and Katy. Gay sex monument in Ottawa (Warning: CBC). Trans golfer.
The Democrat Party’s America: Victor Davis Hanson – Tech boom. Leftist white woman. Minnesota.
August 22, 2026: Reader Tips
Tonight, we have a special treat for you, a double helping of Kentucky Woman. Here’s the 1967 Neil Diamond version you’re probably most familiar with. But Deep Purple also recorded their own version. Here are more details about this song.
Your tips about Kentucky, women, or anything else are deeply appreciated!
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Ya shoulda been around for Looney Tunes, kid. (h/t Lupus solus)
Online News Act Reported Dead
In the name of placating President Donald Trump and his band of oligarchs, the Canadian government may be getting set to kill its last-remaining bit of Big Tech regulation.
I’m told, by sources not authorized to speak on the record, that Ottawa has told publishers to be ready for the death of the Online News Act. It would be just one concession offered up to alleviate — but not end — Trump’s punitive, illegal trade war.
Such a retreat wouldn’t just be bad policy. It would be a surrendering of our sovereignty.
Oh noes! Not our sovereignty! Think of the sovereignty!
The Online News Act requires that major social media, search and advertising technology companies compensate Canadian news outlets for lost advertising revenue. That law has only applied, thus far, to Google and Meta — and the latter hates it so much that they have blocked Canadians’ access to news on Facebook and Instagram for the past three years.
I can’t imagine why anyone would go to the trouble, but whole silly thing is archived here.
Compilation of Elbows Up Cope
Woke is Back … on Steroids!
Four English gents discuss the aftermath of the Jason Arday fiasco. Make no mistake, the usual suspects want Woke 2 back big time. Their very livelihoods depend upon it. Don’t be surprised if a reverse George Floyd phenomenon occurs in America in the coming months, in the run-up to the mid-term elections.
I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist pic.twitter.com/WEHdYCiPlO
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 20, 2026
Economic Seppuku
Here’s a suggestion for the government of Japan: maybe, just maybe, dial back the borrowing and spending spree and the bond markets might not be so jittery.
Japan is running low on options to fight a bond rout that could push debt financing costs above government estimates, leaving Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi’s ambitious spending agenda hostage to forces she can’t control.
The global bond selloff has found its epicentre in Japan with the benchmark 10-year yield on the brink of hitting 3% for the first time since the mid-1990s, as investors grow increasingly nervous about the country’s towering debt pile and inflation risks stemming from the Middle East war.
What Would We Do Without NATO Partners?
This is how a real genocide looks like. The entire history of Turkey is genocides, massacres, and expulsions on a scale that dwarves any other country in the region. In the 20th century alone they have killed millions and expelled just as many. Amazing how no one cares. pic.twitter.com/l7uQhT6xIF
— Uri Kurlianchik (@VerminusM) August 17, 2026
Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors
The “T” word: I was a sports columnist at the Seattle Times for 11 years. This is why I resigned.
Pipelines
A look back at the Keystone XL pipeline drama as Trump touts its potential revival
Trump boasts Keystone XL as trade talk win. It’s not clear it was ever off the table.
N.S. premier says U.S. trade dispute a ‘wake-up call’ for economic diversification
Reconciliation For War Dead
Afghan war memorial on stolen land. (paywall)
Diversity is Our Strength
A truly disgusting story has come out of Abbotsford, BC:
Police are searching for a woman who was caught on camera dumping a huge bag of trash into a scenic duck pond at a public park in Canada.
The unidentified woman has been accused of pouring plastic packaging into public spaces in Abbotsford, a picturesque town close to the United States border.
Detectives said the woman was caught dumping waste in at least two spots over the summer – the duck pond at Mill Lake Park, and close to Bluejay Elementary School.
h/t ‘Thought criminal‘
Related: Meanwhile, in 2-Tier Britain: New immigrant steals from charity.
Friday On Turtle Island
The Democrat Party’s America: Victor Davis Hanson – Republicans need a plan to win. A woke warehouse.
Brookfield Carney’s Canada: Don’t upset the Indians. Canada has a water shortage?
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Who rules best? China’s WHO. Green activists. What the British still don’t get.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including assorted dental training heads; scenes of ominous creaking; and a collection of lost and found cassette tapes, complete with audio.

