ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR ACQUISITION OF PRESIDENCY
Dear sir,
I write to inform you of my desire to acquire the White House in our country on behalf of a legislator in the Senate.
Considering his very strategic and influential position, he would want the transaction to be strictly confidential as possible. He further want his identity to remain undisclosed at least for now, until the completion of the transaction.
I was deprived of my rightful position as President of our country, through the nefarious actions of a criminal right-wing coup and corrupt court officials. Before they deposed me, I secretly deposited money and declared it with diplomatic security company that transports valuable goods/consignment through diplomatic courier service to their offshore offices.
To regain my rightful place, we need the assistance of an honest person like yourself. I wish to discuss how much I will offer you if you will be willing to assist me claim the money to invest in our quest to regain the Presidency. I want to assure you that all modalities are put in place and it is a risk free transaction. I’m trusting you as a God fearing person who will not sit on my lifesaving fund. This business demands absolute secrecy and confidentiality, thus all communications for now should be through e-mail because all my phone lines are connected to the country’s telecommunication network services. I will furnish you with more details when I receive your positive response.
You are requested to communicate your acceptance or otherwise of this proposal, through my direct email: algore@hotmail.com After which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through. If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly destroy this letter in view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and interest of personalities involved.
Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation.
Best Regards,
Al G.
Hehe.
Totally unrelated question: what browser are you using? I don’t recognize the image placeholders.
Opera.
It displays pages very differently too. I have to remind myself to go check in Mozilla once in a while to see how other people see my world.
I woman I know claims that she saw Al Gore running around the neighborhood soliciting women, dressed only in a Batman cape, and brandishing a can of whipped cream.
I was reluctant to believe such an outrageous story. However after seeing this letter, my reticence has been assuaged.
Heh.
I thought, some time after I had posted, “Hey, it didn’t even occur to me to use the phrase ‘the Other Kate.'”