Bulge Over Troubled Waters

With admiring overtones, local lefty CKOM afternoon host, Kurt Leavins, played a short clip of Ted Kennedy speaking at the DNC this afternoon. In what was presumably meant to be a moment of nostalgia and profound reflection, he then shared an audio clip of the man who could have been President if the bitch had just learned to swim speaking at the funeral of his big brother, John F.
Leavens said it gave him a feeling of “deja vu”.
The spine shivers.
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Deja vu? As in an instantanious funeral revisitation? Ted Kennedy delivering a eulogy at the DNC?
(If you say so. My Kennedy “deja vu” moments occur when young women succumb to death by rich playboy”, but that’s just me.)
In related coverage;
Via, Bankers Online, the convention schedule;

6:00pm – Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm – Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm – Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:45pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm – Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm – Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30pm – Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm – Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
8:25pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm – Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm – Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
9:20pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:30pm – CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
10:00pm – Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm – Reenactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:15pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:20pm – Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:30pm – Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm – Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
11:00pm – Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.
11:10pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:15pm – Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm – Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
11:50pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm – Nomination of Democratic candidate.
NEW: 5:00am -Ted Kennedy Will Conduct a Swimming Class.

Protein Wisdom is also blogging the convention. Well, channeling might be the more accurate word…