We Have Your Filthy Occupier Infidel!

Boston Globe:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement Tuesday to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. The U.S. military said it was investigating, but the claim’s authenticity could not be immediately confirmed.
The posting, on a Web site that frequently carried militants’ statements, included a photo of what that statement said was an American soldier, wearing desert fatigues and seated on a concrete floor with his hands tied behind his back. The figure in the photo appeared stiff and expressionless, and the photo’s authenticity could not be confirmed.
A gun barrel was pointed at his head, and behind him on the wall is a black banner emblazoned with the Islamic profession of faith, ”There is no god but God and Muhammad is His prophet.”
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A U.S. military spokesman in Baghdad, Marine Sgt. Salju K. Thomas, said he had no information on the claim but ”we are currently looking into it.”

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hat tip – Stephen Taylor
More at OTB.
UPDATE – Girlfriend pleads for soldier’s release
MORE UPDATES – Bin Laden captured, Zarqawi renounces and the reaction pours in
UPDATED: AP and Reuters to edit headline:
“Gigantic Terrorists Threaten to Behead…”.
Heh.

9 Replies to “We Have Your Filthy Occupier Infidel!”

  1. When will they ever learn?

    The AP, I mean, not to report things from Islamist websites as likely truth. Ok, I found this link at small dead animals, who has a bunch of other links of people taking this latest kidnapping just a bit lightly (not that I blamed them, after reading f…

  2. Thanks… after dealing with spam attacks all day, I needed a laugh. The jihadis captured a doll… and the AP bought it. LOL.

  3. I think people are missing the big picture. That’s one of OUR action figures, and we have to take it seriously and mount a rescue mission as soon as possible.


  4. In response, here at
    GOP and the City, we have another offer for the terrorists. We have a picture of an insurgent leader we captured in Iraq. If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi does not surrender to American troops within 72 hours, we will behead her. The clock is ticking. God willing, we will spill her blood if we do not get what we want.

  5. Hey, check out the second picture – less than 12 hours after I call for a rescue mission, it’s being done! The power of Small Dead Animals is amazing!

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