Taiwanese sculptors have carved an eight-metre-long wooden penis, hoping to set the world record for the longest sculpture of the male genitalia, Taiwan television reported on Friday.
Eight sculptors in Pingtung, in southern Taiwan, spent half a year carving the wooden penis. Now their artwork – weighing 12 tons – is on display at an amusement park in Pingtung, Taiwan Television Enterprise (TTV) reports.
The sculptors plan to apply to the Guinness Book Of World Records to have their creation declared the longest in the world, TTV says.
Guinness officials could not be reached for immediate verification of the record, as they are currently on assignment investigating a claim for “Worlds Biggest Asshole”.
Art being what it is (interpretive), I strongly suggest that someone wait until Guinness gives our productive little wooden penis enthusiasts the nod. Then find a huge Phallic shaped rock, chip off one small piece, declare your giant rock penis sculpture complete, and swipe the record.
(I could have made a joke using the word “Woody.” I just chose not to.)
Cheers
IR
I’m not sure that I’m comfortable with the hysterical reception that Churchill is receiving, particularly the spectacle of a governor demanding the firing of a tenured professor.
Nice segue.
Anyone else think an amusement park may not be the most appopriate place to display a giant wooden penis?
I have a problem with tenured professers or teachers period.Some of the best schools don’t have tenure.
These ignorant newbies were outclassed years and years ago. Google “Alexandria phallus” and look at the sixth entry…
And to think people have told me I was a fool to spend thousand of bucks for all that college edumacation. It is to laugh.