A New Record

I purchased a 350 g bag of Dad’s Goodie Rings (chewy, chocolatey cookies made with oatmeal, peanut butter and coconut) at Wal-Mart just under 23 hours ago. All that remains is a sad, crumpled yellow carcass and the empty husk of a cookie tray.
If I could just spread Cheeze Whiz on these things, they would qualify as “Nature’s Most Perfect Food”.

11 Replies to “A New Record”

  1. Cheeze Whiz has an active ingredient highly recommended to repair cuticle damage caused by toxic paint solvents and abrasive cleansers.

  2. So 350 g would be . . . um, how much in terms of pounds and ounces? (Not that I slept through math class, or that I’m a pathetically provincial American or anything like that . . . )

  3. Hey, I first read that and automatically went into translation mode and got 350 pounds. No, that can’t be right – so I wrote it off as one of those things they measure amoebas with.

  4. The hole in the middle only benefits you if you eat that too – you did, didn’t you?
    2.2 pounds . . . are you familiar with the phrase “fat fat water rat” or is that just an American thing?

  5. I really miss goodie rings and their oatmeal choc chip cookies are great too . Oh yea butter tarts as well . I’m gonna havta do a road trip up to Winnipeg to replenish me stock .Love the cheese here in WI though

Navigation