Where Have The Rivers Of Chocolate Gone?

The Canadian Islamic Congress is now trying its hand at parody.

To date, the American-led invasion of Iraq has resulted in the deaths of more than 100,000 Iraqis and thousands of Americans. Iraq has been transformed from country with 100% employment and a stable public service infrastructure, into an impoverished nation in disarray, with more than half of its adult workforce jobless. From being one of the leading Middle East states in administration, education and health care, Iraq has fallen to one of the world’s most disadvantaged societies.
The CIC is charging that America’s aggressive Middle East policies are designed primarily to shore up Israel’s military power and economic advantages in the region, while attempting to divert world attention from Israel’s territorial expansion into the West Bank through illegal Jews-only settlements.

CIC national president Dr. “Anyone over the age of 18 in Israel is a valid target*” Elmasry can be contacted at np@canadianislamiccongress.com.
Via Uncle Meat.

8 Replies to “Where Have The Rivers Of Chocolate Gone?”

  1. 100% employment? I assume they’re including “prisoner”, “torture victim” and “deceased” as job descriptions.

  2. Martin, being Martin, will palm this off onto Carolyn Parrish, to give the Liberal party response.I’m positive Carolyn will suprise us all!

  3. Does that 100% figure include women? Because radical Islamists seem to have funny notions when it comes to female employment (e.g. ‘whipped slave’ was a viable vocation in Afghanistan before the Yanks ruined things).

  4. I think Mr.Elmasry should take note that The Lancet’s discredited “100,000 dead Iraqis” figure has been superceded by a more credible source and number.
    On TV I saw Moby (you remember him – the techno music guy whom one should always look to for political wisdom) stating that the number was 150,000.
    I don’t know why these guys don’t say a half or a full mil … I mean, if you’re going to make it up, why not shoot for the stars?

  5. Canadian Islamic Congress Praised Saddam Hussein, Syrian Dictator-Condemns US

    Check out this Canandian Islamic Congress letter in support of Syria’s occupation of Lebanon. After condemning the US for ousting Hussein’s model administration and calling the Syrian occupation of Lebanon a ‘peace-keeping mission’ guess what it blames…

  6. Canadian Islamic Congress Praised Saddam Hussein, Syrian Dictator-Condemns US

    Check out this Canandian Islamic Congress letter in support of Syria’s occupation of Lebanon. After condemning the US for ousting Hussein’s model administration and calling the Syrian occupation of Lebanon a ‘peace-keeping mission’ guess what it blames…

  7. Not only do they have 100 % employment but the,… er, uh,.. ah,… elections that Sadam used to hold were always 100% for Sadam!!
    Can they possibly be this stupid?
    Not a rhetorical question.

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