Mohammed’s Little Helper

“Life’s just much too hard today,”
“I hear ev’ry martyr say
“The pursuit of paradise just seems a bore
“And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
“No more running for the shelter of Mohammed’s little helper
“They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day*
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25 Replies to “Mohammed’s Little Helper”

  1. Damn. I don’t know what to say about the terrorists anymore. I’ve been saying all kinds of stuff since 9/11. I keep seeing these bastards doing the most insane, inhuman things and am suddenly at a loss for words.
    I fear whatever I could say now might be deemed politically incorrect or something. What I’m thinking in terms of solution would certainly be extremely incendiary as far as the ever-tolerant-of-those-pieces-of-ratshit left is concerned.
    Perhaps I’m just pooped from a hard day at work.

  2. Overheard inside a Musayyib bunker, Monday, July 18

    First militant: "Ever watch 'H.R. Pufnstuff,' Marwan? Some pretty trippy shit happening on that show, brother -- talking flutes, magic mushrooms, polka-dotted horses… Not to mention Pufnstuff himself. I mean, what is…

  3. Would They Were Dead Heads

    With the New York Times reporting that a would-be suicide bomber is now in forcible de-tox, Small Dead Animals offers a head-y take on a familiar lyric, and Protein Wisdom shows how good bunkers go bad when the martyrs step

  4. It should be noted the place that pigs have in the mindset of muslims. What would happen if it was announced that all suicide bomber body parts would either be fed to pigs or buried with pig body parts. This might cause them to think before they stap on bombs. If it was suggested that all muslims convicted of Terrorism be contminated by pigs in some way we might just see the peaceful Islam we keep hearing about.

  5. Everybody Comes to Rick’s
    Reader DL sends this link to Unite Against Terror, a site in which British writers pledge their unwavering resistance to fascism today and explain why. It is the explanations which are interesting; and since they are expressed with the facility of accomplished writers I will reproduce them here without comment, except to add that many of these authors are men of the Left; a few are conservative. But all of them are alert to the danger. If liberal readers have ever wondered what it was like to have lived in the “Great Days” when men fought against Nazism, shake yourself awake. Those days are come.
    http://www.fallbackbelmont.blogspot.com
    “Those days are come.”
    “Arise and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time.” –Sir Winston Churchill.
    Amen.

  6. Actually, I think George Bush needs to say to the folks in Saudi Arabia (for one) that “if there are any more terrorist attacks on the United States we (the U.S.) will destroy your country – we’ll kill your kings and your princes, we’ll destroy your mosques and we’ll take your oil instead of paying you handsomely for it like we do now.”
    Put the onus on the homeland(s) to reign in their wayward children.

  7. To Stephen McAllister and all: Arise and take your stand with the power of the English language; send our English language into battle as Sir Winston Churchill did in his day. We are happy warriors all.
    Let us arise and take our stand for freedom this day; your forefathers and mine shed their blood for our freedom. We shall fight, fight, fight, for freedom.

  8. Iranian Alert – July 18, 2005 – Ganji Is Near Death in Iranian Prison, a Dissident Reports
    Posted by DoctorZIn
    On 07/18/2005 7:39:40 PM PDT � 1 reply � 2+ views
    Regime Change Iran ^ | 7.18.2005 | DoctorZin
    Top News Story Ganji Is Near Death in Iranian Prison, a Dissident Reports BY ELI LAKE – Staff Reporter of the Sun July 18, 2005 WASHINGTON – Akbar Ganji’s 36-day hunger strike has nearly cost the Iranian dissident his life, according to a writer recently released from the Tehran prison that holds Mr. Ganji, whom President Bush and European Union leaders have demanded the mullahs set free.In a telephone interview from Tehran, a former political prisoner who was released temporarily from Evin prison at the end of June, Amir Abbas Fakhravar, told The New York Sun that Mr. Ganji’s..
    freerepublic.com
    http://www.rapp.org/url/?50BD7ZVR

  9. Those who advocate taking out the Saudi government don’t have an appreciation for the fact that in this case, they are indeed the lesser of two evils. Deposing them would in all probability bring the Wahabi wing of the royal family to the fore.
    This is not something that needs to be done at the moment.

  10. You’re right Kate. The real war has to be fought against Wahabism and the religious centers where the leaders preach their hate and recruit their foot soldiers. A good place to start would be America, Britain and Canada seeing as we’re all here. Then over to Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, etc.
    But we need a different government for that. Then again, perhaps the football hooligans in England can do something constructive for a change and set an example for the rest of us. If our governments won’t face up to the challenge it will be up to all of us eventually. What other choice will we have? After all, the terrorists say they want to kill us all. It’s time we took them at their word.

  11. I like truthsayer’s idea.
    Perhaps the non-Muslim world needs to start expressing its growing contempt for terrorism by using Islamic beliefs against the perpetrators. Hopefully, the peaceful Muslims of the world would then begin to realize that if they remain silent and take the easy, safe, cowardly route and tolerate the evildoings of their own ilk, giving into their fears that their own kind will turn on them and their families and kill them, and selfishly refuse to take a stand, the nonMuslim world will turn on THEM as part of the problem because silence in the face of evil is in and of itself evil.
    **LEGAL DISCLAIMER**
    Do not read anything specific into what I have said. I am NOT attempting to incite anything against non-terroristic Muslims whatsoever. I am merely painting a picture of the psychological side of the war against terrorism. Send a clear, unmistakable, ominous message to the very people who can stop Islamic terrorism, the Muslim people themselves, that they had fecking BETTER do their duty to humanity if they are indeed about “peace”. Surely, they don’t ALL want to be my and your enemy?
    The Judeo-Christian people have made sacrifices, including the ultimate, for the highest good of humanity. Why not the so-called religion of peace?
    Words are worthless in this extremely, profoundly important matter. It’s time for action: they must PROVE what they claim! They must go to war against the devil who hijacked their people!

  12. Glass houses. These people keep lobbing bombs despite their holy sitting duck – mecca. Destroy mecca and medina and their cult is seriously crippled if not finished. Certainly one of their so-called ‘five pillars’ of faith will be no more and their mosques will be oriented towards a crater. Don’t you think Israel has already planned this?
    Still, I don’t see how the west can get rid of terrorism without getting rid of liberalism first – the greatest threat to civilization because of it’s inherent mad-cow stupidity.
    Religion of peace? Read the koran and study their prophet – it’s a cult of murder. Moderate Moslem? Was there ever any such thing as a meek one?

  13. Here’s an idea. Let’s go steal their meteorite that the muslims worship and hold it hostage until the islamonazis get pressured to quit their jihad against the west. Hopefully the peaceful muslims will begin ( and there are signs this may beginning to happen) to turn against their wicked evil murderous bretheren. Religion of peace my arse.

  14. truthsayer, regarding your comments about suicide bombers and pigs, please stop insulting my pigs! Try and show some sensitivity, for god’s sake.

  15. Oldfarmer: here’s a good one:
    What do you get when you cross a moonbat with a pig?
    A: Nothing. Even a pig won’t do just anything!

  16. @Irwin Daisy
    “Glass houses” indeed. Do you think that if the Vatican were to be destroyed, it would be the end of Roman Catholicism? I don’t. I think it would just create a christian jihad against the perpetrators. What makes you think the Muslims would roll over and play dead?
    “Religion of peace? Read the koran and study their prophet – it’s a cult of murder.”
    Have YOU read it? Indeed, have you read the Old Testament? One could argue, based on it’s contents, that Judaism and Christianity are cults of murder, with all of the smitings, murders and acts of genocide perpetrated in the name of God.

  17. But, Noel M., the churches and synagogues do not incite members to go out and blow themselves up in crowded marketplaces or buses.
    Many Mosques do.
    Big, fat difference.

  18. @Stephen McAllister
    “Many Mosques do.”
    Many? How many? What percentage? Where are they?
    How many don’t?
    What is your source for this data? What are you basing your statement on?

  19. It is common knowledge if one follows even the MSM regularly wrt the whole terrorist issue.
    As for the word “many” I have no percentage. But haven’t you heard many times that murder bombers had been incited by Imams in mosques, like the Blind Sheik wrt WTC’93?
    And on and on. I regret at this precise moment I have no proof to satisfy you, but I bet Googling would help.
    I swear I am telling you the truth, sir.

  20. @Stephen McAllister
    “They must go to war against the devil who hijacked their people!”
    I couldn’t agree with you more. There are 1.2 billion Muslims in the world and we need to encourage the vast majority of them, who are ordinary, peace loving, hard working people, who just want to get on with their lives like the rest of us, to speak out more forcefully against the radicals who are using their religion for political purposes. We need to show them that we are NOT the ogres that the jihadists claim. We need to show them that we respect their religious beliefs, as we wish them to respect ours. We need to support and protect those Muslims who are willing to speak out against the tyrants.
    Unfortunately, we don’t appear to be doing any of those things.

  21. “We need to support and protect those Muslims who are willing to speak out against the tyrants.”
    Thus spake Noel M.
    You’re right, NM. The Libranos are silently warning good Muslims to keep their yaps shut by not doing anything to protect their right to expression.
    Contrast that with the totalitarian protection and promotion by Paul’s Army of Darkness of the extreme messages being forced on the people by the silly parade people of whom we’ve been speaking.
    See? The Liberal Party of Canada does NOT act in the interests of good Canadians, nor has it any such intention whatsoever.
    THAT is bigotry. Thy name is “Liberal”. They are dangerous.
    They are tolerant, all right. Of terrorism!
    Down with Liberals.

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