2008 Weblog Awards – We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Sweaters

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Like all good Canadian conservatives, I was out for much of the day shoveling snow and clubbing seals.
Down in the United States Of Obamica, Helen Thomas’s fan boys were lounging around their computers, voting. It seems these moist-palmed-throat-slitters are heavily motivated by something they call “sweater puppy” video.
I hesitate to point this out to you Morons, but Helen Thomas has “sweater puppies”, too.
So, allow me to do a little motivating of my own.
paybacktime2.jpg
Had enough?

No?
Well, let’s just put it this way: Canadian “puppies” don’t hide behind sweaters.
Now, fearless rodent swarm – go vote. Never falter. Ace may have 60K readers a day, but Saskatchewan has 100,000 grain farmers!

79 Replies to “2008 Weblog Awards – We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Sweaters”

  2. Hey GREAT photo Kate! Nice buck also, no SDA there more like BDA.
    You’re going to win my heart over Sarah Palin if you keep posing for pictures like that. You needed a rifle to complete the picture.

  4. I’m afraid that Helen Thomas’ sweater puppies are most likely nestled in her lap…
    Nice buck Kate. Whatcha going to do as a paint scheme on the RD?

  5. Yikes is that blood in that picture? You mean animals die so we can eat them? Who knew.
    You go Kate, show those Americans that they aren’t the only ones who have guns and blogs and puppies.

  6. In my case the deer would just have kept on grazing and the paint job would look the sh**s 🙁
    What’s in the Styrofoam cup ?

  8. This is good to see SO MUCH topless
    for having
    only blog competition
    If competition was for gaining high salary executive job
    probably we must see more bottomless too
    thanks god
    –
    finally
    Great
    with having SDA
    there is not need any more for
    having hunting conservative woman called
    Sarah Palin nomeneese=SPN
    any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    —
    I agree with espcially commenters who hate Muslim
    I agree with you today finally really!!!!!!!!!!
    Let’s bomb Muslim
    espcially Muslim woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    who needs them any way
    go isreal go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    kill more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If USA has no more conservative
    we have still in Canada
    and only reason
    Obama come to Canada
    for change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    maybe we need 1st to change people mentality

  11. New
    I made a spelling mistake in my last post. I’m sure you noticed it as it changed the entire context…btw…howz the spazmadic realism working lately?
    Syncro

  13. Heh heh, Kate I KNEW you were going to post that hunting pic; was only a matter of time!! That should bring in a few thousand more votes…

  15. Tsk, tsk, Kate.
    You know that the dust from your featheredger oozed right over and into that paint booth, eh?
    *teasing* 😉

  20. That sweater puppy girl used that video of her rack getting tangled up in the window space to get out of legal trouble. She got off scott free.
    I mean what sort of moron would fall for that? Ace must have been the judge.

  22. Nice buck. Rifle or bow? Or did you wrestle it to the ground and then choke it to death with your bare hands?
    Hunter girls-ooooh, that’s hot…
    Just please tell me you didn’t hit it with that beautiful truck!!
    What’s that a ’85, ’86 or what?
    Young chicks in old pick-ups, that’s hot too…
    Actually the Mrs. Claus outfit really does it for me too…
    …!
    …?
    …*
    Oooh, my goodness, gotta go

  23. Hey, we got maritime conservative hunters too.
    And we all vote for SDA!
    PS: Got a ten pointer this year, bigger than any stubble jumper…just kidding I don’t want to incite a right-wing iterprovincial flame war.

  24. “Nice buck. Rifle or bow?”
    If you check closely, you’ll notice a neck wound. That’s right – I ran it down and slit its throat.

  26. Am an artist in Chicago and all the art people around here are commies of convenience. It requires no thinking, just spouting slogans without disrupting their narcissism.
    If not for the awards, would never have found this site. Nice to discover somebody creative with a traditional outlook.

  27. Thank heavens for the noble hunters. Where would we be without them saving us from those dangerous animals like ducks and deer?

  28. I just voted for you, Kate, but I have to tell you that when you sand — particularly when you sand what appears to be metal with a large sander — you should wear a face mask.
    After all, we want to keep you around to do battle.
    DG

  30. as the T shirt said:
    “If god didn’t want me to eat animals, why did she make them out of meat ”

  31. Actually,Izanpo, motorist are doing a better job of saving you,what with more than 9000 a year being killed by them. Go Kate!

  34. “I shoot deer because I like shooting deer.” -Kate
    –And ’cause they taste good with A-1 sauce, HP sauce, BBQ sauce, gravy, with mashed potatoes beside ’em… however you like to prepare ’em…
    Or between two sesame seed buns, perhaps with a slice of cheese, a couple dill pickle slices, onions, bacon, some kinda sauce…
    Makes me wanna take up hunting, too… I better check the local bylaws… the other night I spotted a big-antlered buck just outside my apartment building (seems every night, the deer come out and roam the street… every night… I look out my window and there they are!).

  35. “If you check closely, you’ll notice a neck wound. That’s right – I ran it down and slit its throat.”
    All right now I’m really excited. A woman who knows how to handle a big knife too…
    You made my day Kate.
    P.S. could you post more pics?
    …of the truck?

  37. “That’s right – I ran it down and slit its throat.”
    In other words the poor buck never stood a chance. Next time we are going to give the deer a chance and restrict Kate to hunting with a high powered rifle.

  38. Okay first of all THANK YOU!!! Every dead white tail is one less of the suicidal critters who wish to fling themselves infront of my (unlike a dodge) beautiful Ford F250. Second I’m surprised the old dodge would start in that apparently cold weather. Thirdly, come on nobody dresss’ head to toe in a red suit……nobody not even gay (not there is anything wrong with that) hunters. And lastly did you eat him??? Cause I luv moose, and elk, but venison is pretty vile unless its in sausage.
    mad maxxx

  39. An attractive female who is a conservative, gun-owning, truck-driving, meat-hunting, rural-living number one blogger, and who is also artistic, humorous, insighful, challenging, earthy, and a MENSA to boot.
    If it gets any better than that, please show me where.
    The only way Ace of Spades can be ahead is because they donated to ACORN.
    Don’t let the border get in the way. Get over there and vote… NOW!!!!

  40. I am beginning to wonder if the poll is rigged. For more than two days I get the message that I voted less than 24 hours ago. Is anyone else having this problem??

  44. Posted by: Kate at January 11, 2009 12:07 PM
    “That old truck started a few days ago at -35C without being plugged in.”
    They don’t make ’em like that anymore. That’s why they need the bailout.

  45. Hmmmm the old dodge started??? Okay I gotta assume the garage was on fire??? Time to get a Ford. 🙂

  46. “For more than two days I get the message that I voted less than 24 hours ago. Is anyone else having this problem??”
    yes me too… WTF?!?

  47. “”For more than two days I get the message that I voted less than 24 hours ago. Is anyone else having this problem??”
    yes me too… WTF?!?
    Posted by: ChrisinMB at January 11, 2009 12:55 PM”
    Not having any problem on this end. Been voting regularly every 24 hours.
    Maybe try clearing your “history” and “temp” files in Internet Options. Might not make a difference, but there might be some thingy stuck in there crossways… 🙂

  49. I tried clearing the cache & history previously, and it didn’t help any.
    but I just tried again and it now works again after over 48hrs. 😛

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