Weinergate Joke

Inspired by Weinergate, comedian Karl Zahn offered this joke: “In case they’re captured, CIA operatives are all equipped with a capsule of cyanide. For their own emergencies, U.S. Congressmen should be given a Can of Instant Underpants!”

P.S. Lest we forget, remember what happened to Republican Congressman Chris Lee just a few months ago?!

9 Replies to “Weinergate Joke”

  1. Lets be real here, there is no greater crime than HYPOCRISY.
    When liberal peace-and-love DemocRats send pictures of their tiny little whatsit to proper, decent, peace-and-love young liberal women they met in a bar, its no big deal. Because no HYPOCRISY, right?
    But if a Republican sends a LEWD picture of himself minus shirt to some SLUT, that’s HYPOCRISY!!!!!!! Hang ’em from the yard arm!
    /sarc

  2. He’s already explained that his Twitter was hacked. But then also that he doesn’t know how many photos there are of him floating around out there. Just as long as the one of him wearing only a sombraro doesn’t turn up, things will be fine.

  3. Weiner seems to specialize in central protuberances of massive dimensions. For example, on his face.

  4. Any mug shots of Demmy Edwards?
    …-
    “John Edwards: ‘I’ve Done Wrong, but I Did Not Break the Law’
    Two-time presidential candidate John Edwards pleaded not guilty Friday to charges that he spent more than $900,000 in campaign donations to cover up his extramarital affair as he was running for the White House in 2008.
    “There’s no question that I’ve done wrong, and I take full responsibility for having done wrong. I will regret for the rest of my life the pain and harm that I’ve caused to others,” he said in a brief statement outside a federal courthouse in Winston-Salem, N.C. after being arraigned.”But I did not break the law, and I never ever thought I was breaking the law.”
    A federal grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts: conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements. He faces up to five years in prison if convicted on all counts.
    Edwards’ lawyer, Gregory Craig, said that Edwards will “mount a vigorous defense.”
    The indictment claims that the payments Edwards’ mistress, campaign videographer Rielle Hunter, received from his two friends, Rachel Mellon and Fred Baron, were campaign contributions intended to keep her and their baby in hiding during the 2008 presidential election.”
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2729477/posts

  5. “Lest we forget, remember what happened to Republican Congressman Chris Lee just a few months ago”
    You are comparing apples and oranges as it were.
    Lee was a republican he is toast.
    Weiner is a democrat, gets a free ride.

  6. Look, for Gaia’s sake, it Weiner. Soddding. Quiddick.
    That’s WeinerQuidDICK!!!
    “Maturgate” worked much better than the alternative; and yet, adamantine, unflappable, I insisted on “Maturquiddick”!!! When I profess loyalty to a meme, do I let a mere little perfect pun throw me off? No sir, no. And Weinerquiddick is better than – the alternative. So c’mon, people. Come. On
    WeinerQuidDICK!!!

  7. If you’re ever in Seattle, stop by Archie McPhee’s. It’s at 45th & Stone Way N. just west of the University District. It’s well worth a visit.

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