Genesis, the King Obama version

Jonathan Swift, eat your heart out.

1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
3 And Govt said, “Let there be spending,” and there was spending. 4 Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. 5 Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.

9 Replies to “Genesis, the King Obama version”

  1. For the Govamint giveth,
    And the Govamint taketh away;
    Blessed be the name of the Govamint.

  2. BamBam spews the banal commie mythos like a mantra – he’s as programmed as the other manchurian candidates of the fantic left. You listen to Obama you are hearing – Bill Ayres, Sol Alinsky, Frank Marshall Davis, Huey P. Newton and sundy other criminal left sociopaths.
    Any administration which would stage a black ops staged slaughter like fast and furious to provide political justification for the repeal of the 2nd amendment is certainly capable of any lie, murder or other atrocity they feel neccessary to further the hard left agenda of communist autocracy.
    Impeach the lying skank.

  3. ‘Obama in a pipe’ – smoked by Iowahawk! Brilliant. J. Swift would be an avid reader if he were alive.

  4. And God save us from the snivel serpents..!
    A delightful rant not far from the truth.
    Here is another:
    5000 yearsago, Moses said, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
    When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
    Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  5. Iowahawk is the King. He does not blog much, nor often, but when he does….

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