39 Replies to “North America Strikes Back!”

  2. Wicked nasty clever vermin. I feel for the germans, they should have a no limit/any weapon season on the little bastards, and a bounty on their heads.
    You should see the huge, revolting mess they made in my attic until they were trapped out.
    They had to climb 30ft straight up a steel drainpipe and saunter 20 feet before swinging themselves under the eaves to get in.

  3. Alyric, would that we could.
    I have had to relocate a few here on the farm over the years.
    😉

  4. Alyric, would that we could.
    I have had to relocate a few here on the farm over the years.
    😉

  6. Our raccoon populatiopn seems to have declined along side the huge increase in cougar sightings and attacks.studies have shown cougar diet is high in raccoon,up to 40% So the Germans can either adopt rakish coonskin caps to go with the Liederhosen or import a few dozen cougars.

  7. Yea, well now while they out shoot’n coons and setting things right, they still got way more problems on their hands with open borders, illegal immigration, Islamic No-Go Zones and gang rapes, international drug trafficking, Pakistani Islamic based terrorist organizations, collapsing Euro, edgy European Union dictatorship, looming government bankruptcies, et al……..
    But it is “Progression” in the Liberal sense nonetheless.

  8. Alyric, as much as I hate racoons, I’d gladly keep the racoons if we could just ship out the socialists.

  9. The Germans already have problems enough with martins, who for some reason like to crawl under the hoods of cars and chew up the wiring and hoses.
    Google “marderschaden” (i.e. martin damage) on google.de (the resulting link is very long) and you’ll see lots of pictures of the work of the little beasts.

  10. Racoon can be downright tasty if done right. No Chinese restaurants in Germany ? They eat Horses over there for cryin’out loud. Itty bitty coon should be no problem. Lucky it’s not skunks. I hear there’s a major infestation in Brussels and the smell permeates the whole world.

  12. peterj >
    “No Chinese restaurants in Germany ?”
    Geeze coming from you I know the Chinese comments aren’t racist/ bigoted ones, unlike the Chinese trashing used by “ET” a few days ago – “Chinese only love of money and name brand goods, even the western Chinese” – ET. In her defense though she does support the murdering Maoist based Government who happen to be racially Chinese (code f/ Asian) as well, just not the little sweatshop people looking for a little money as a way out. You really need to be careful on these threads or you’ll get her started on the Chinese money rants again.
    I’ve actually eaten all kinds of colorful things in China, including dog in a variety of ways, so no doubt you are perfectly accurate, and coon has got to be good eating if cooked properly.

  13. For control here I’ve a welding glove, lighter, and several large bottle rockets with 1/4″ fuse at the ready by the door.
    They learn to stay clear of the house quickly and move along.
    Found the flash of sparks and loud as a thunder strike report is more effective than hoping to hit one with a 22 in the bushes. …and if it turns out to be the neighbors dog less drama.

  14. Sounds like they need to learn a new sport. A few guys, a few guns, some beer, flashlights, and some Blue Ticks.

  15. Pretty much what the .22 short was invented for. Won’t wake the neighbours, but it’ll sure put the little buggers to sleep.

  16. Speaking of socialists and raccoons, some wag on the NP comments pages yesterday claimed they were pretty similar, stating to the effect that both groups were freeloaders and squatters, that they were cute when young but turned snarly and mean when they got older, particularly if their benefits were cut off.

  18. Finally. The bastards gave us blackbirds,dandelions,birkenstocks,and the socialist garbage that goes with them.Hope the furry masked bandits have a heyday.It couldn’t be any worse then what the furless bandits in Brussels are doing to them.

  19. and they can take the starlings back too, that’s a fair trade for raccoons…
    oh and knight….your stupid is showing again…north american ‘chinese’ restaurants have little to do with actual oriental cooking and there’s no point trying to push your fake outrage on us when your hero ‘bama and his cohorts seems to think all Jews are money-grubbing hatemongers or all factory owners are fatcat worker-raping thieves…ban one stereotype and you have to ban them all…now do be still, child.

  22. sadly, I had a front row seat in the Vietnamese invasion that routed the Kymer Rouge….
    The dirty little secret was the PRC was the main sponsor of the Kymer Rouge..and .. The majority of the killing fields’ victims were ethnic chinese…
    Basically the Chicoms had no problem with somebody killing non communist chinese….they do it all the time.

  23. Yukon Gold at August 3, 2012 6:05 PM
    “Pretty much what the .22 short was invented for. Won’t wake the neighbours, but it’ll sure put the little buggers to sleep.”
    Probably…the first .22 were BBcaps for galley shooting about mid 19th century….the worlds’ first cartridges….I suspect the BBcaps were handy but too wimpy for pest control….
    My dad (ne 1905) recounted my grandfather’s distrust of rim-fires…but remember rim-fire shootgun shells were common then….I would’nt relish dropping one on a stone floor…..

  24. This will be Toronto in the very near future. I’ll give it a year.And they still insist on ‘relocating’.

  25. “Finally. The bastards gave us blackbirds,dandelions,birkenstocks,and the socialist garbage that goes with them.”
    I bet the coyotes would also love it over there.

  26. Both the real-life trapper Daniel Boone and the fictional hero of the “Leatherstocking Tales” novels wore fur caps made from raccoon pelts, easily identifiable by their bushy black and white tails.
    Uh…Dude…that ain’t no Raccoon.

  27. Bemused >
    “…no point trying to push your fake outrage on us when your hero ‘bama”
    Who is “us”?
    And what the f*ck else are you talking about? I’m totally lost on your weird little rant.
    Obamba, my hero? You are either seriously mentally ill or this is your first time posting on SDA.

  28. Well gee…I’m going against the grain here. I have had a family of raccoons (not sure if it is the same family) living in my backyard for the last 8 years. Apart from crapping on my roof a few times (ammonia works) I have never had had a problem with them.
    Call me sentimental, but I kind of like having them around, apart from the fact that I have to secure the garbage cans.
    The cedar trees in my backyard are between 80 and 100 feet high, so I don’t exactly know where they are living. But as long as they leave my golden retriever alone, I’m OK with them.

  29. Garth Wood “First, we take Manhattan,
    then we take Berlin!”
    Or to quote John F. Kennedy – “I am a jelly doughnut.”

  30. So we send ’em some Metis with some conibears, problem solved – but they have to pay us by taking Mad Tom off our hands

  31. So we send ’em some Metis with some conibears, problem solved – but they have to pay us by taking Mad Tom off our hands

  32. So we send ’em some Metis with some conibears, problem solved – but they have to pay us by taking Mad Tom off our hands

  33. Bruce at August 3, 2012 10:31 PM – Just make darn sure your golden retriever’s shots are up to date, that’s fur sure!
    Knight 99 at August 3, 2012 5:08 PM – I’m sure the Mama on “Duck Dynasty” would have some simply scrumptious recipes for ‘Coon! But, would it be Halal?
    Pity ‘Coonskin outerwear would not be PC over there to keep the ears toasty.

  34. For Bruce: ‘coon poop is deadly. It causes a brain fever from which one does not recover.

  36. Snowbunnie “For Bruce: ‘coon poop is deadly. It causes a brain fever from which one does not recover.”
    Mental note – don’t eat racoon $hite – how will I ever remember?

  38. All these years the Germans had been getting away with not securing their garbage cans? Wait til they find out that they are going to need better locks on their chicken coops.

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