40 Replies to “I Amuse Myself”

  1. On behalf of all the appalled, insulted and outraged little North Korean hyphen Canadians out there, rest assured that I’m seriously thinking of dragging Dizzie Miss Lizzy’s arse into the nearest HRC tribunal.
    Well, not that seriously. If there’s one thing this country doesn’t need, it’s another parasite.

  2. Poor Lizzie May doesn’t understand that the majority opinion is not always correct, especially in new scientific fields. Once upon a time the concensus held that the earth was the center of the universe and was flat. Other things that everyone ‘knew’ include the beliefs that left-handed people were demon possessed, tulip bulbs would continue to appreciate in value, there were sea monsters that swallowed ships whole and Keynesian economics would bring national prosperity.
    Sometimes the correct thing to do is to break from the crowd.

  3. Speaking of “majority opinion” what do you suppose most Canadians would say when asked what they think about Canada saving tax dollars by pulling out of that drought thingy?

  4. Thank you Kate. What a buncha hogwash spewing from Miss May’s mouth. The hyperbole of this tweet by the Green supreme leader is astounding. Clearly she thinks Canadians are stupid. This morning I was dismayed that one of my friends on facebook posted a link about this move by the Canadian government and then commented claiming they’re ashamed! Outrageous! It’s like this organization was actually stopping desert expansion, not just getting together to drink and yap. WHAT A FOOL and thanks again, Kate, for calling her on it.

  5. Dizzy Lizzy doesn’t realize she is just another useful idiot for the Useless Nation’s and their Agenda 21. But then no leftard cultist knows this. I say send her to the Norks,one way tickie.He$$,I’ll even spring for it.Should be able to write it of as charity to Canada.

  6. I have yet to see PMSH threaten to turn Washington, DC into a veritable nuclear ‘sea of fire’; so I believe Ms May, by donning her neolithic fur pelt garb in the mouth of her cave, is drawing too long a bow, for her putative verbal arrows.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  7. Everyone has a purpose in this universe, and Ms. May’s is to split a few votes off from the NDP to help keep them from ever being a credible political force.
    Whether she is aware of this really doesn’t matter.

  8. Depends on which Canadian you poll.
    If it was the Gulf Islands,Toronto,Vancouver,Montreal,they’d be shocked!
    But the rest of us Great Unwashed Canadians know very well that this is just another useless UN program that enriches a few bureaucrats and does bugger all to alleviate the suffering of the starving Africans.

  9. They tried to use May’s head for carbon dioxide sequestration once. Didn’t work; they couldn’t displace all the air.

  10. Ahhh Lizzy, I’m already visualizing the duct tape over her mouth. With any luck at all her constituents will realize they made a mistake and turf her out. As a living experiment, she’s failed to drive the population back into caves like she promised.
    Her loyal faithful are still waiting for a sign from Gaia.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4

  11. Lizard May, Lizard May. If she won’t her sister will. Like the antique saloon token I found years ago, for the whorehouse above the saloon. Good for one poke. In and out no round and round… Lizard May, Lizard May The Great Manatee or maybe its Buffalo Wallow Woman. My old cow dog Rolly had more brains.

  12. Brava, Kate! What kind of a dumb-ass, asinine, statement is Ellie May’s?
    And, speaking of Ms. May as food, GOD’S TEETH!
    And, speaking of God, the twit is preparing to become an Anglican priest, for pity’s sake.
    And, speaking of the Anglican Church, there’s another institution, along with the UN, that’s way past its sell-by date.
    Comparing PM Stephen Harper and Canada to Kim Jong-un and North Korea is obscene.

  13. Heard today that only 20% of the budget went to programs, 80% spent on administration. I would support removing Canada from the UN 100%, the organization is a joke.

  14. When I heard that Canada had pulled out of this “save the desertization” of at-risk areas of the world, I thought “Bravo, PM Harper.”
    The only place the money extorted from idiot-countries supporting this nonsense will go is straight into the pockets of the dictators and UN bureaucrats who know a good scam … er, I mean, cause when they see it.
    Either Ms. May is utterly naive or crushingly stupid.

  15. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    If I were a Nork, I’d starve to death before sampling Lezzie Mays dainties.

  16. I knew that the UN lefties were useless, and pi$$ed money away, but I didn’t relize just how adept they were at this till my friend, who is related to Butrus Butrus Gali,explained to me what went on in the UN “cult”. So I think that it is fair to say that in maney programs less then 10% hits the intended target!!!

  17. Kate, if you keep making Tweets this clever,I may just break down and finally use Twitter! What an incredible burn

  18. It’s not often I disagree with BATB, but I do here.
    “Either Ms. May is utterly naive or crushingly stupid.”
    She is neither, she is obscenely corrupt and venal, and knows exactly what she does.

  19. No Lizzy the PM is unfortunately not making us a “rogue” nation, since that would mean leaving the corrupt, money-wasting and useless UN completely. That would also make all of us happy; metro-sexuals and globalists being the exception.

  20. Another insignificant statement from an insignificant politician. I hope Canadians who vote for her party continue to do so because it means less votes for the Liberals and NDP and another Conservative majority.

  21. Let’s take that as a constant, shall we? This means that of Canada’s $350,000 contribution to this program, about $70,000 is spent on actual work. The rest is pi$$ed away on 1st class air line tickets and luxury hotel suites for the program committee.
    The vast majority of these UN programs exist only to provide employment sinecures for relatives or fart-catchers of various international political bigwigs, such people being otherwise unemployable.
    To be very clear here, in every organization with which I’m affiliated, I’ve banned charitable donations to any organization which has anything less than a 50% delivery rate. For example, the Canadian Heart and Stroke Foundation has seen its total intake nearly triple over the last 10 years, but its net donations to research have remained absolutely flat, and now totals barely 18% of its total intake.
    So even if Canada wants to do something about desertification, providing funds to a UN program is absolutely the least effective way to go about it. The most effective way to do it is by direct program, and that’s what the Harper government has been doing for the past half dozen years.
    By insisting on UN participation, Lizzie is in fact calling for less progress on desertification, not more. But then, this ditz is confused on every issue she opens her yap about.

  22. No, Enkidu, I’ve met the woman. batb was partly right. She’s naive and crushingly stupid, yes. But you’ve yet to meet someone who is also as utterly arrogant and self-righteous as May. Think Jerry Falwell.

  23. We should give her more air time … a great way to discredit her and hre positions.

  24. Turtle… shhhh! ….. don’t give the game away.
    Out agent under deep cover is reporting daily about her successes.

  25. Kate the ” Scorched Earth Mother “. Burn Baby Burn!
    Thanks for that Kate.

  26. A recent controversial FORD commercial featured a bound and gagged Kardashian.
    Substitute dizzy Lizzy… now THATS a Better Idea!!!
    The push the car over a cliff.

  27. Maybe Lizzie Mae can go back and become an American leftoid again.
    On the brighter side, she does bring some colour (green) into the drab halls of Parliament. I’d rather have a dozen Lizzies than any Bloc head babbling about how Canada owes then a left testicle.

  28. You may be amusing yourself, but you are making us proud while we are laughing.
    Good for PM Harper. So the Conservatives are still doing a some conservative things after all. Thought they had totally gone over to the PC side.

  29. Harper is rejecting “globalism” that is the trend toward standardization of public policy overseen by an unelected super jurisdiction which essentially eliminates national sovereignty over our own policy making. Harper’s environmental stand has always been to formulate a “Made-In-Canada” environment protection policy which is applicable to this nation. Seeing how we have no deserts and few droughts, going to a lofty confab on the issue is pure pretension and a waste of money and credibility.
    But no one ever accused the left of having any self respect for their own sovereignty or engaging in shallow feel-good symbolism.

  30. A big 10-4 on that one — devastatingly efficacious comment.
    And Ken (Kulak), if by PC you mean Progressive Conservative, I’d go with Toby Keith’s equally devastatingly efficacious lyric: “Hee Heeasy now…”
    As to Kate’s tweet, which I read for the first time last night, I’m still smarting from it, and it wasn’t even directed at me (I’m normally the recipient of many efficacious barbs), and Ms. May richly deserved something like that.
    It takes a certain Churchillian macabre kind of wit to put that into 140 characters or less: “ouch” does not even begin to describe its efficaciousness.

  31. ” … you’ve yet to meet someone who is also as utterly arrogant and self-righteous as May.”
    Don’t forget, Ms. May’s father was Assistant Vice President of Aetna Life and Casualty and her godfather was American actor Cliff Robertson who was married to Post Cereals heiress Dina Merrill. IOW, Ms. May was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and she and her parents cavorted with the rich and famous. May attended the prestigious Miss Porter’s School in Farmington, Connecticut where, no doubt, arrogance and self-righteousness were on the curriculum — or, if not, were extra-curricular.
    Isn’t this the all-too familiar story when it comes to AGW acolytes: They all seem to come from extremely affluent backgrounds and are oblivious to the concerns of the wo/man on the street.
    From Donna Laframboise’s blog:
    “That many of those people [Al Gore, Robert Kennedy Jr., Ellie May, etc.] lack a fundamental awareness of – or sympathy for – the concerns of ordinary folk struggling to make ends meet is glaringly obvious if one examines how the climate policies they’ve promoted are playing out in the real world.”
    http://nofrakkingconsensus.com/2013/03/29/new-beginnings/
    h/t BCF

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