Bumped for announcement of our winners. First the runners-up:
Leave a quarter… I’m not at my other job either. – andycanuck
Obama’s Telepromter falls on Hard times – dkjones
Ergonomic … ATM …. BETA ….. Model! – Joe Molnar
And the winner is…
Signposts. Doing the jobs that American’s won’t do. -Iowa Jim
Send me an email, I’ll get you fixed up with a book.
(Original post below)
Photo credit, SDA Norm: “three hours before this picture was taken your standard mope was bumming money from motorists exiting I-40 onto Eubank Blvd, Albuquerque, New Mexico. I guess he had better things to do, but wanted to maximize his profit potential by strapping his sign and deposit box to a nearby post to keep the good times rolling.”
I’m stumped for a headline, so here’s your chance at a free book from the expansive SDA free book library. Contest closes Saturday at midnight.
Bills only please. The box can’t take the weight.
This sign was written on recycled cardboard.
Obama’s post-presidency empty chair.
Be right back – gone to CNN to be a talking head on the news today, saying everything is the GOP’s fault.
Will Work for Food(if you can find me).
Local Homeless Man Stages Walkout: Demands Include Tap to Transfer EBT Cards.
I thought that location looked familiar! I see that guy frequently standing at that corner but never noticed before that he leaves a box when he’s not there.
Edmonton has decided to change its motto. From ‘Home of Champions” to “Home of the homeless”.
You got your Change….now where is your Hope?
Phil finally left Mommy’s basement.
Back in an hour. It’s gumbo day in the [Canadian] Senate cafeteria!
Imported cardboard take homeless jobs.
OH.. Hang on, realtor’s here ..Back in an hour.
Metal Sign Posts Out Of Work Thanks To ‘Obamacare’
Whew! Begging is hard. Break time. You know the drill.
I want change.
“Sure hope there’s some change in my box when I get back from the liquor store…”
Obamanocare waiting room.
Even inanimate metal posts are suffering in the Obama Economy.
“For a $1.00 I won’t stand on this corner all day and make Obamba look bad”
My Albuquerque coffee club has some suggestions:
1. Roswell alien trying to materialize — please help!
2. Look, up above! Back down shortly!
(The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is currently in progress here.
I followed one of these moochers, at Tillicum mall intersection in Victoria, “Jobless, have two kids to feed”……..saw him in the mall 5 mintues later, he was in a rush, so I followed. Yup, into the Liquor Store to spend his rewards.
Saw him again a few weeks later outside StupidStore (Loblaws), and said out of the car, “More booze money, eh?”. “No, no, no”…..phony bast@rd
Also see groups working the McKenzie/Highway intersection with the same scheme. Of course, here in leftist Victoria, there’s all kinds of self-hating liberals only too happy to give money away, feeling guilty for themselves.
DON’T GIVE $$$ TO THE BUMS!
Looks like I’m a bit late to enter but …
RAPTURED !!
but what if Jesus is a fis-con? 🙁
(yeah I know it was funnier)
Nothing to worry about there buddy.
Signing up for Obamacare. Hope to see you next year.
I’m really pissed because that’s my corner and my sign post. That’s what I get for taking time off
to have a few beers. Whatever money is in that box really belongs to me. I’m to honest to come by
and take it. I just hope he finds another corner…otherwise we might engage in fisticuffs.