After a lengthy deliberation by the judges, we are ready to announce the winner!
But first, the Runners Up:
“As Justin announces Liberal platform support for 4th trimester abortions.” – MOOSEMILK
“I want a pony with more than one trick!” – JJJ
And tonight’s Shiny Pony goes to …
“In fact I _do_ remember the exact moment I became a Conservative.”
Drop me an email, Brent and I’ll send you a list of books to choose from.
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Photo credit: Saskatoon Star Phoenix
Contest closes Sunday at midnight, the winning caption will receive a free book from the SDA Free Book Library.
“I see the future…..”
Do I get an “A” for my first drama lesson, Teacher?
Here’s one for the farm boys and girls:
Scours Power!
No Justin, you shake hands and kiss babies!
Poor baby has precognition.
First, there was the spanking. Then, the lecture about the school of hard nocks. Now, this guy’s gonna be my nanny?
You weren’t kidding about it being a jungle out here.
Ugh , does anyone else smell pot!!
The one on the right is smarter.
“And this little guy will be one of the first Canadians to live his whole life in the Utopia I will create…”
“He’s not going to abort me, is he?”
“Oops, all the other babies balanced themselves!”
“I have seen the future, and I $hit my pants!”
‘Have you had this little one fitted for a burka yet? Don’t wait too long, it would be a shame if something were to happen to her in the mean time’.
As an aside, look at the kid’s face and clenched fists. My fists would be clenched too if that turdo pos ever touched me.
Greek Drama makes a comeback!
“Mine? Really? what’s your name…?” or… “Huh! Dad was a sperm donor too?”
What? A carbon tax on a loaded diaper?
The Baby : “I think I just soiled myself.”
The Other Baby : “Me too!”
I have a bad feeling about this
Why should I sell your pablum?
Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”
—- Matthew 19:14
How did this one escape my abortion clinic?
First he has his hands on me, soon he’ll have his hands on my country. Nooooo!
Scary Movie 666
If he kisses me I’m puking in his mouth.
“I love his polar bear pajamas,
can I keep the top?”
ITS MINE???ARE YOU SURE???
This kid is the only smart one in the room.
Woops! I think I just cloned this dickhead!
I hate you mom, your as stupid as the moms who voted for this dweebs daddy
Oh my God, he has his mom’s brains and his dad’s ego
Good God. They left me in the hands of the village idiot!
Will someone change my diaper? I just dropped a load of Justin in it.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
The French fella, the Russian Count and now Bill Wymans boy?
Momm, you told me we were just going to the circus not playing a part in it.
Just like me and Pierre in 1968
“Austin put that baby down, it is not Minime. ”
“I’m 6 months old and you’re going to use my name to vote for …..who?”
“Clairvoyant baby talks using body language says scientist studying phenomenon.”
What’s in my diaper now smells better than this dude !
I’m supposed to PAY for all THAT????
“If you start squeezing taxpayers like this when they are this age, by the time they are my age they don’t mind at all”
Comment 1 .
I see the future.
exactly what the babies face says.
Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.
I’m already ***HOW*** much in debt???!!!
All I told him was: “I’m going to ape Obama in Canada”. Honest
“This will be on the internet forever! I’m ruined.”
“I know he has nice hair mom, but he has really creepy hands”.
Sheese Ma, your votin fer this freak?
Justin: Do you have two more..?..I can juggle them you know…
Baby: I an soo screwed…
REALLY!? THE PRIME MINISTER!!??