After a lengthy deliberation by the judges, we are ready to announce the winner!
But first, the Runners Up:
“As Justin announces Liberal platform support for 4th trimester abortions.” – MOOSEMILK
“I want a pony with more than one trick!” – JJJ
And tonight’s Shiny Pony goes to …
“In fact I _do_ remember the exact moment I became a Conservative.”
Drop me an email, Brent and I’ll send you a list of books to choose from.
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Photo credit: Saskatoon Star Phoenix
Contest closes Sunday at midnight, the winning caption will receive a free book from the SDA Free Book Library.
Justin fan 1: Is he beginning to speak in complete sentences yet ?
Justin fan 2: Not quite.
Justin fan 1: What about the baby ?
Would you please get this kid a joint?
Not *another* Trudeau!?#@!
Seriously! A Colly just bit me coming here and now the kid thinks I’m Satin.
“You chose to not abort this?”
Justin Trudeau arriving with gifts at a fundraiser for NAMBLA.
Prime Minister?!?!?!?!?!?!?
One of these people is more fit to be PM than the other.
“You know, as a white male in a Liberal Multicultural Diverse Just Society the only real option for your son is to become a Liberal politician!! Isn’t that exciting??”
I can’t vote for 17 years and he’s already scaring the shit out of me!
As Justin announces Liberal platform support for 4th trimester abortions.
No caption – the guy oozes stupid out of every pore.
WHY ME?
holy cr-p I am a conservative. what happened?
Don’t worry, ma’am. He’ll agree with my policies after a decade of public schooling.
When I was this big I already knew I was going to be the Prime Minister.
I’ve got a chunk of hash in the trunk of the Benz this big.
“There IS a Hell!”
The great part is this little gaffer’s kids kids kids KIDS will be paying for me and my Dad.
Mommy Help Me! That stuff I left in my diaper last night has a hold on me and it has a stupid grin on its face!
Yeah see the root cause of his unhappiness is because he’s a baby “who feels completely excluded, completely at war with innocents, at war with a society.”
Here you hold him.
Oh my god, this guy reeks of weed.
Mommy help before he does his baby balancing circus act!
When I was this big me and my brothers would smoke fat Cohibas on Cuban estates while Papa Fidel banged my Mom.
An under-developed, moody, infantile, toothless little punk…holding a baby.
This is a metaphor of the country in his hands.
I see the future – WaaaaH!
Life is unfair, no seemingly about it.
Stranger Danger! Bad Touch!
“No, see, shake them up and down like this and then hand them to your 3rd world fake illegal immigrant nanny.
If this guy gets in I an sooo screwed
Haha too bad he’ll never be Prime Minister with hair like THAT.
No see if you really loved the polar bears you wouldn’t have one of these.
Yeah, cute, sure, but is that MILF behind us still looking at my ass?
Hey, smells like this little fella just filled his pants with Trudeau logic.
Or
If I’m elected, you will legally be able to hot knife what ever we scrape out of Oscar’s diaper here.
Yeah see, it’s better if you go back to work and we take him and put him in all day government day care.
Who cares, the beauty of it is THESE little guys will have to pay for it.
Heh, it’s the funniest thing, all I said was ultimate frisbee coach and substitute drama teacher.
Really?
Cause in Cuba they’re half this size.
Then I take them and make them 100% totally dependent on ME.
Did you make an accident. No its just the turd holding me
Blue Steel
Here’s a child who has yet to learn how he can contribute to society in a positive way, beyond the realm of parental dependence and normal childish ego-centric personal gratification.
And the baby has a lot to learn too.
Does his shirt make my eyes bluer?
Anyone, even this beautiful baby boy who knows nothing and has no life experience, can grow up to be Prime Minister of Canada, and I’m beginning to believe it!
Mommy he wants my vote!
Jeez, all I said to the little guy is I will charge your future credit card to bribe the mindless to vote for me.
I can’t Look! Is a clown holding me?
I want a pony with more than one trick!
For gods sake get this big goof away from me !!
He’s such a pro-choice zealot he might start supporting a womans right to a POST-PARTUM abortion!
The chip implant only takes about five minutes, we’ll bring him right back…Honest!!
Simon