15 Replies to “Jogging Didn’t Help”

  4. The article was not clear on why he apparently did not use the normal way of relieving the swelling. That would have been my preferred choice before allowing doctors to poke me with a needle.
    One would think that some female would have helped him out on purely humanitarian grounds!
    Or was it simply that Harrogate ladies are not a compassionate group?
    However, having established an enviable public record for stamina his social calendar may now be full; a good follow-up opportunity for the reporter.

  6. The tried and true method of relief would be staring a Helen Thomas photos with an Alanis Morissette CD playing to get the mood right.

  9. Did he try watching The View? That’s better than a cold bath in my book.
    But out of curiosity, how do you walk into an emergency clinic with this condition? Do you wear an overcoat? What do you tell reception? What do you tell your mother?

  10. I had to check out images of Helen Thomas as I didn’t know her. Damn you’re right, she must be the great granddaughter of the Wicked Witch of the West, of whom Alanis sounds like. I’ve always thought a mental image of Whoopi Sh*t,er, Goldberg was a sure-fire cure for premature ejaculation,but if that doesn’t work, I’m sure your suggestion will. Also Yoko Ono, both audio and visual.
    Done. no more cheap shots.

  11. Two pints of blood. Well I guess the Ladys have a point when saying Men have no brain when the wee thing decides to play

  12. Reminds me of the old-timer’s reply to his friend who was talking about using Viagra:
    ‘I likely won’t be using it for the same reason you don’t see a new flag pole on a condemned buiding’

  15. Black M I’ve seen some of those Seinfeld bits more times than I can count and each time they’re still laugh out loud funny.

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