Ladies and Gentlemen – we have a winner. But first, the Dishonourable Mentions:
“Workers survey the almost completed Beyoncé Easter Parade inflatable” – kevin
“Fourteen injured at Lulu Lemon R&D Lab mishap, story at 6” – richfisher
“New CBC logo?” kuzo
And the winner is… Steve from Rockwood!
Send me an email, Steve and we’ll get your book out to you.
We’re going to need more lube.
Workers survey the almost completed Beyoncé Easter Parade inflatable
Michelle Obama arrives in Japan to talk about nutrition.
Friday, noon.
It’s the A.S. Kardashian
“Inflation reaches new heights”
Before filing you taxes, be prepared by following these steps. #1 …
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
(October 18, 1919 – September 28, 2000)
Do these leggings make my butt look big?
Oprah’s selfie while bent over checking the temperature of the bath water
Till now, Hillary Clinton had been in hiding since her recent email disaster.
Elizabeth May starts new fitness routine by trying to touch her toes.
link says it all:-
http://www.examiner.com/article/don-t-be-the-butt-of-jokes-know-the-risks-of-butt-augmentation
Gas Ass.
Don’t want to be anywhere near when that blows.
Ok guys… great job on J. Trudeau’s ass hat!
Obama’s entry for the biggest A$$ lin the world.
The Graf Zeppelin Company launches its newest creation ‘The Kard-ass-ian’
Hillary: “Does this pantsuit make my ass look big?”
“NOOOOOOOOOO”
OH NOOO, ITS ASSSSSIIIIRRRAAAAA!!
OK, bring in the champagne glass…#breaktheoverheadcrane
“Ottawa’s Press Corps, Waiting for Justin Trudeau in the 2015 Election Campaign”
“Fourteen injured at Lulu Lemon R&D Lab mishap, story at 6”
Michelle Obama starts planting early this year at the Whitehouse garden with a new greenhouse.
Oprah
Obama’s Middle East policy was loaded into a giant 3D printer, and “Voila”…
Tax time!
Tell Justin we have a replacement for the BIG RED TENT.
Hillary’s server.
Lizzy May found a paper clip
Damned if I know what to say. Looks like a spaceship prop from a Roger Corman film.
Hillary at the Dolce Gabbana warehouse sale in spite of Elton John’s boycott could spell trouble in the election.
Ladies and gentlemen, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Al Gore.
“Great! Now can you balance a champagne glass on it?”
With Obama’s head stuck firmly inside all you could hear was “Not until Netanyahu is gone”
“Nicki Minaj previews a model before submitting to her latest plastic surgery.”
Netanyaha Commissions Sculpture as Gift to White House Following Landslide Victory
Damn..!! Where’s My Cialis..??
The designs for the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library were officially released today.
“Full Moon”, a sculpture illustrating white privilege is nearly complete.
Sir mixalot checks for symmetry before launching his comeback tour
And finally the White House’s official entry for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. “The New American Pilgrams”.
Mr. Gore opened his mouth and began to teach them …..
Israeli Embassy in Washingon erects monument to Obama following Bibi’s election win.
Pilgrim damit!
Grab yer ankles ’cause IT’S TAX TIME AGAIN!
OK boys, we’ve tried everything else. Someone go find a burka.
I didn’t think it would be possible after Benghazi and the email scandal but Hillary has gone and made an even bigger ass of herself.
Response depends on knowing the gender in the image.
That doesn’t look like Rita McNeil at all!
So I put on a few ponds over the winter…