Ladies and Gentlemen – we have a winner. But first, the Dishonourable Mentions:
“Workers survey the almost completed Beyoncé Easter Parade inflatable” – kevin
“Fourteen injured at Lulu Lemon R&D Lab mishap, story at 6” – richfisher
“New CBC logo?” kuzo
And the winner is… Steve from Rockwood!
Send me an email, Steve and we’ll get your book out to you.
Bowing to LGBT pressure, workers start preparations for the Ace & Gary (Ambiguously Gay Duo) balloon for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
Kim Kardashian showing off her booty in skintight pants…again.
When it started twerking John Boehner knew he’d finally found Hillary’s un-hackable server.
The Staypuft Marshmallow Man before his big scene in Ghostbusters
Mooche’s wardrobe consultant gets a new pair of running shoes.
Headline: Spanx failure could delay Hillary’s candidacy announcement, however, medical team recovers missing hard drive.
Uh oh. We’re gonna need a new one. This one’s cracked.
Safety is priority number one. Safety precautions dictate that workers must never stand directly behind the exhaust.
“Assuming that Hillary will run makes an ass out of you and me”
– Bill Clinton
Kim Kardashian tries on new yoga pants, structural engineers on standby.
Worker examines a mock-up of the proposed addition to Mt Rushmore, honouring President Obama.
Michael Moore prepares to screen new film on own ass.
Bill Clinton: “Ahh see Paris, Ahh see France, Ahh see Hillary’s…”
Look out below!!!!
Organic cannon.
Kathleen Wynne’s roof topper for Queen’s Park to keep the province afloat.
Guffman wins.
Is that a Zepplin or are you just happy to see me?
The GOP unveiled their new logo in Washington today. The elephant no longer reflected their policies on the middle class voters of America.
Justin Trudeau prepares for the liberal media’s worship.
The first large booty that scares off black men.
“Its my Thyroid you know”
Mike Duffy threatens to blow the Senate Scandal into the stratosphere!!
OMG…Justin, you forgot to part your hair! (said my Boybridge @ CBC).
The new Parliament Hill statue of the prototypical Liberal voter.
Elizabeth May, Unleashed.
Elizabeth May. Unleashed.
New CBC logo?
That’s no moon…
Pictured at Cape Canaveral,Canada’s NASA replacement for the Canada-Arm, aptly named the Canada Ass in memory of former PM Trudeau.
I like big butts and I don’t know why…but brother you can’t deny…
Scientists have just discovered a camera lens that is wide enough
to capture Michelle Obama’s ass.
V. Jarret to group : RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HIS EGO IS ABOUT TO BLOW
I don’t care what you say, it doesn’t look like Uranus to me.
“When pantsuits disintegrate…film at 11!”
I don’t care what you say, it doesn’t look like Uranus to me.
Looks like the marketing dept from the makers of Imodium took it a tad too far with this hot-ass-air balloon conception.
Can you imagine a line forming to ride that? Me neither.
I hope it doesn’t fart.
Obama bows to Ban Ki-moon.
“I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.”
Melville
Davis Suzuki and Al Gore now have concrete evidence as to the source of Global Warming : seeking double UN worldwide taxation to contain the leak…
The effect of strict new Truth-in-Advertising Election Laws introduced by the Conservative Party is shown as workers prepare to paint the new Liberal Party logo its familiar red.
A sneak peek at the new Air Force One. Made from Hillary’s pant suit.
Final stage (Cytokinesis) of Blimp reproduction.
White privilege.
Workers prepare the Justin Trudeau statue that will accompany the Nobel prize Trudeau will receive once elected.
“But JT said deficits look after themselves, WTF???”
It’s all about that bass!
Following a long and beloved tradition, newly elected New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant plants a kiss on the posterior of one of the bigwig oil baron Irvings.
The newly elected Acadian Premier of New Brunswick kisses a symbolic Acadian ass in appreciation for sweeping the French vote in the recent election.