Honey, I Finished The Internet

6 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Lessee… Morgan Freeman and Justin Bieber.
   Is there ANYONE I care LESS about?
   Oh, yeah, I was forgetting Junior Turdough (D’oh!!)

2. These two chaps have become wildly successful with their oral abilities, but were short-changed on their cognitive skills.
   Nothing says cool like a pair of ear-rings or nipple-rings on an old man.

3. It’s been done before, and better.

4. I like Morgan Freeman and his work. He opened a club in Clarksdale Mississippi and he says very nice things about Mississippi. I saw an interview with him where he talks about how much he loved visiting his family in Mississippi when he was a young boy and how nice it was and how safe he felt. This goes directly against the narrative hollywood would have you believe.

5. In the late 1990s, Northern Telecom decided to transform itself into Nortel Networks and this included an advertising campaign.
   I remember one ad which, frankly, was rather silly. An actor playing a manager of some sort begins making a speech, which consists of the lyrics of the Beatles song “Come Together”. My reaction to that was: “What the…..?”
   About 10 years later, the company went belly up. Coincidence?

6. No. And you can’t make me.