Marketing to the Religiously Indoctrinated Leftist Sheep

Understand Ben and Jerry’s isn’t doing this because they care about gay rights.
They’re doing it to market to the 70% of young people who had leftism installed on their otherwise completely blank hard drives.

10 Replies to “Marketing to the Religiously Indoctrinated Leftist Sheep”

  1. Hey Ben (top)! and Jerry (bottom)! … try this one out … MAN & WOMAN … THAT’s the ideal flavor combination you were searching for. MAN & MAN is a flavor that leaves a bad taste in the mouth (quite literally). And … WOMAN & WOMAN tastes like Phish food – yecch !

  2. Ben and Jerry can use their overpriced product as a lube and insert their perversity up they collective asshole.

  3. I’m not going to spend my life being a (ice-cream) color. h/t M.Jackson

  4. Title Correction: Marketing to the CATATONICALLY Indoctrinated Leftist Sheep
    Indoctrinated they are indeed. However, there is nothing religious about said indoctrination. In fact they spurn religion with a hellish fury unless its a voting block they care about for 30 micro seconds.
    Never had Ben and Jerry ice cream and likely never will.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  5. took me a moment to figure out wtf was being banned.
    is it ‘2 scoops’ verboten? ie, if there’s a flavor you really like, and want *two* scoops, the official b&j policy is they are to be mooshed into 1 double sized scoop?
    I confess, all the permutations and combinations of the sexual identity thing are getting ahead of me.
    and now prison time looms if one selects the improper pronoun. oyph . . . . .

  6. No, I think Ben and Jerry- the real guys – do care about this issue.
    The conglomerate that owns the brand does what it thinks help sell the merchandise. And we – as free marketers should have absolutely no objection to what they are doing.

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