You Should Feel Sorry for Millennial Girls

15 Replies to “You Should Feel Sorry for Millennial Girls”

1. Somewhere, there’s a radical feminist who will consider this as good news.

2. Although I managed to impregnate my wife … 3x … without even trying … and have been in my share of brawls as a young buck … I have become so low-testosterone in my old age, that my Doctor made me get a CAT scan of my pituitary gland looking for a tumor. My numbers are off the charts low. My hair is shedding faster than a Labrador in summer … but … I … have … not … become … a liberal. Nope. All my parts still work … including my brain … which has never been controlled by my scrotum.

3. Even the one that falls in the normal range, it is only normal for a nursing home.

4. You do seem to be forgetting the millennials in the military, the police services, the fire services, the heavy-lifting jobs, the truck drivers, welders…

5. “You do seem to be forgetting the millennials in the military, the police services, the fire services, the heavy-lifting jobs, the truck drivers, welders…”
   Unfortunately, they always get forgotten.
   Until there’s a real crisis of course.

6. Don’t worry. This is natural selection.
   Radical feminists won’t reproduce at a viable replacement rate, and neither will wimpy pajama-boy millennials. Traditional males and females will just have to do their job, as they always have, and reproduce at a slightly higher than replacement rate to make up for it.
   Things will be fine.

7. It took us 1 entire year of hard work to conceive our first child.
   Best damn year of my life!
   Exactly right, Mack in Texas, I have met more than a few millennial guys who destroy the ‘pussified’ stereotype. No doubt, the true millennial sissies are concentrated in big city university coffee shops arguing over which one of them is the biggest feminist.

8. They don’t date millenial boys. They date refugees. Entirely accidental amd completely natural I’m sure.

9. My daughter is moving to Chile at the end of November to be with the young man whom she met last year on vacation. He is an electrical engineer, gainfully employed going on 4 years, lives in a house and drives a motorcycle. I know it is going to work out well. My sister suggested she start a dating service for young Canadian women to hook up with hot Chilean men.

10. The other takeaway here is that it seems that low-T scores are pretty much required to work in new media joints like Buzzfeed.

11. Guess we better switch our pronouns for those girls. Don’t want to be on the wrong side of the gender spectrum.

12. I thought Kate’s headline already did? Wasn’t Kate referring to these 5 … girlie-men-Xe’s?
    CO … best year of your life! Ha! No doubt! In hindsight … I would have quite enjoyed a little less pregnancy-time … althoughhhhh … nevermind.

13. Hell, it’s not just the young guys who are little girls. If you can stomach it, watch a CTV/CBC man-on-the-street news clip in downtown Ottawa. Wall to wall waschlappens – doesn’t matter what age.

14. in my day , 70s and 80s at this age , you would have dressed up to be on TV. at least they didn’t wear pjs like the famous pajama boy.
    but the often do on the streets.
    I get dressed to take out the trash.

15. Hey, I found I had low T at 57. I was not super low, but on the low end of the range. I noticed that some things were just slowing down I didn’t seem to have any drive, I didn’t seem to care about things, and I was less frisky than I had been. I convinced my doc to give me a supplement. It’s a liquid I smear on my armpits 5 days a week.
    Since I’ve started taking it, I’ve gone from 260 to just over 200 lbs, I have way more energy, and I feel much more capable than I had been feeling. Talk to your doctor!
    PS My research showed that the average T level had dropped by almost 50% from the 60’s; some people blame soy, estrogen in the drinking water, etc. It certainly makes getting checked worthwhile.