If Women Ran The World

16 Replies to “If Women Ran The World”

1. Never let facts interfere with a good slogan.

2. I am NOT about to start paying for my razors!
   (ps. Kate – it said something about upgrading Captcha?)

3. I don’t pay for my razors. My wife does… LOL

4. I agree. I’m tired of typing in “CALLE”.

5. Razors? And what might those be?

6. “Too profoundly dumb to be even wrong”

7. All these years I have been missing out on my entitlement of free razors?
   It must be Donald Trump’s fault!

8. Free razors? Free razors? Somebody please tell me how to get my free razors!

9. I read that sign as saying “if you’re here and protesting then you’re a hairy feminist”.

10. A tough looking man walked into a barber shop, and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber pulled out a straight razor and a pretty woman knelt down to shine his shoes.
    The tough guy said to her, “You and I should go spend time in my hotel room.”
    She replied, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
    The man said, “Tell him you are cleaning rooms to earn extra money.”
    “She said, “Tell him yourself, He is shaving your neck with a straight razor.”

11. If they were facing the camera it would be clear that they’re implying “our” razors.
    https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/639301/133584404/stock-photo-young-short-haired-caucasian-woman-using-mans-razor-to-shave-face-in-a-comical-beauty-products-133584404.jpg

12. Useful idiots.

13. If I have to pay for my razors, then women need to pay for their own “Brazilians” !
    Where’s The Man Show when you need it ? Oh yeah … that’s right, Jimmy Kimmel became a Democrap News Anchor instead.

14. Well, that was the easiest demand to cave in to I’ve every run across.

15. .
    If men don’t have razors we wind up with beards … fairly popular nowadays.
    If women don’t get tampons, they wind up bleeding all over the place. Popular only in Transylvania.
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16. You must not be an aficionado of … The Arts …
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/menstrual-blood-art-carina-ubeda_n_3499027.html