18 Replies to “Bill’s Wife”

  1. So Hitlery is a self-described misanthrope. I can finally agree with her on something.

    1. What deranged individual of either sex would flirt with Hillary?! Not even Rosie O’!

  2. I’ve always been a sucker for Hillary’s feminine enticements. Darn hormones, impeding my rationality like that.

  3. How is it that such an insincere and pretentious person who treated nearly everyone with scorn or contempt had any following and support? Can anyone explain that to me?

    Edit to add that any attempt at humor, empathy or congeniality on her part was obviously forced and false.

  4. Over a decade ago I was on a hike through a forest with a female companion. We’d just gotten started again after a rest, with myself in the lead by a few paces, when she suddenly screamed – and I mean screamed. I turned to see what was wrong, and she pointed at me and let out a strangled ‘spider!’.

    I had to twist and turn a bit, but apparently there was a very large wolf spider near the top center of my back – probably a passenger from whatever I’d been resting against. Not particularly fond of spiders myself, I screamed (in a very manly fashion, I swear!) and shook it off.

    Then I shuddered in horror. It was the hardest that I have ever shuddered in my life, until today – when I imagined what it would be like to have Hillary freaking Clinton try to flirt with me.

    All things considered, I’d take the spider.

  5. I assume flirting is simply being used as a euphemism for what Hillary actually does…manipulate chivalry. We’ve been raised to help old ladies cross the street. No doubt she became quite adept at using that training to box men into treating her with kid gloves.

  6. I once put all the adjectives and terms used to describe Hellary into a google question and almost before I clicked the search button the answer came back “EVIL”. I agree.

  7. ” I’m glad you got lots of money, Gracie (Hillary).
    You’re so scuzzy, you make my balls contract.
    Although you got no body and no face,
    You don’t care if we love ya
    For nothin’ but your money, dear old Grace (Hillary).”

    Channeling the 80’s Canadian bar band Crackers.

    Kate consider for this evenings tips and entertainment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smNfjsNtAQU

  8. “I don’t need to rehearse being human,”
    did the Donald really say that?
    exquisite.

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