O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

Har.

In a jailhouse interview, Steven Seeley, 51, said he ran inside Gov. Jerry Brown’s home April 19 through an unlocked side door after being frightened outside.

 

“He’s an open-door policy kind of guy, so I figured the door would be unlocked, or else I wouldn’t have ran over there if I thought the door would be locked,” Seeley said.

9 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

  1. I hope his legal defense is going to be that he was not trespassing, he is simply an “undocumented tenant” of the property.

  2. “Seeley said he heard what sounded like the roar of a large wild cat from a nearby garbage can before running into the home. ” “Once inside, Seeley said he yelled out, telling the governor to hide. He said he then began to hear the growling again, so he hid in a closet.”

    Mr. Seeley, we traced the source of the growling. Listen carefully. The growling is coming from inside your head!

    1. Mr. Seeley probably would be able to be a normal member of society if he did get mental health treatment. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if he could find a quiet, structured place with medical care and housing for him to heal his mind?

      His own safe place. We could call it his Asylum.

  3. Jerry is about to retire to his family ranch in the foothills of CA. Jerry’s sanctuary ranch. Let’s send every illegal to Jerry’s ranch! Every homeless person to Jerry’s ranch! Jerry won’t mind. Jerry’s compassionate.

  4. What’s kcra.com about? Can’t follow the link. When I try to do so I get the following response: “content not available in your region.”

  5. May you receive from the Almighty that which you desire for others, Canadian Bitch. Over 4 million Californians voted for President Trump, and you’d wish death and destruction on them would you? See also Gen. 18:23 and Matt. 13:24-30.

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