You see, when your preferred candidate loses an election, what you really need is some channelling of ancestral spirituality. As opposed to say, a sense of proportion. And so Ms Quintanilla lists some “spiritual practices” in order to enable fellow feminists to cope with the unutterable trauma that is their lives… Suggestions include feeling the breeze, watching trees grow, and, er, pushing up against said trees. No, I don’t know either. But apparently, if your psyche has been exploded and rendered unto dust by the election of someone other than Hillary Clinton, you should immediately find a tree and push up against it. It’s the feminist way.
Phew!
I was expecting spirit cooking, smearing menstrual blood over the face and running out of the house like a Banshee, topless cycling, and affirmative rape accusation camp, etc.
Pressing up a tree is very therapeutic (for cows).
Might I add p1ss1ng up a rope to this fine list of suggested remedies?
During the wynne era i was particularly mindful of skunks who crossed my path during my predawn 10K. In really bad times I kept cadence with rhythmic obscenities.
Not really. Unlike liberals, i am capable of separating politics from my inner self.
” I remember when, I remember,I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space…”
Gnarls Barkley / Cee Lo Green
American Soul Duo
May all here live to see the day women like this are once again shut up in asylums or attics till medical science develops a therapy guaranteed to remedy whatever is wrong with them.
(Solving the pedophilia problem would-be a huge step forward, of course.)
“you should immediately find a tree and push up against it. It’s the feminist way.”
Funny… I though it was only isolated Northern Trappers that found tree Knot-Holes push worthy.
Great, now we have to worry about people smelling our axe.
Bitches and their trees. Hey douchbages, the Trees don’t like you either! Losers.
Just drown yourself in tofu ice-cream or eat a dick and get normal. Geeze.