Intersectionality (Victim) Calculator

Baiting The Left 55 Comments

SDA readers rejoice! You can now determine just how much of a victim you are with the Intersectionality Calculator. Though not perfect, you can answer various questions to determine a value between 1 to 97. The higher the points you get, the more of a victim you are. As per the dystopian rules of social justice warriors, only people with higher victim points can chastise, condemn, and freely destroy the lives of those with lower victim points. Let the games begin!

55 Replies to “Intersectionality (Victim) Calculator”

  1. I scored really low and I’m genuinely happy about it….except for the stuff about being sorta old and kinda broke.

        2. I couldn’t finish it. He obviously cares more about other countries than the one he’s currently destroying. How soon before he advocates that the Indians take back all the land from whites without compensation, just like what’s happening in South Africa?

  3. I don’t need to run the calculator to know I’m a victim.

    I loose out to the virtue signalling class that victimizes me and could give a rats ass about my culture, feelings, skin color, gender, religious persuasion, marital status, financial situation etcetera, in fact they want and actively work to destroy it all.

    2. No, it’s more of a management tool to calculate the appropriate amount to oppress each of your employees.

  5. Scored a 3. If I had put the slider towards “Not Christian”, I would have scored a 12.

    More SJW Junk “Science”

    1. Yes, I scored a 12, mostly because I am a devout Christian. One would have thought the zombie-racists who designed this claptrap thingy would have reversed the Christian/not Christian poles — since the left-wing establishment despises Christians. Trump scores highly among Christians.

    2. I scored a 4 … and was fascinated to see the ‘Devout Christian’ BAR glow BRIGHT RED … as a color-coded WARNING!!! … while the homo-bar was a happy rainbow color … puhleeze. And yes, had I slid the scale to Non-Christian I would have scored 12.

      Am I supposed to feeeeeel so “privileged” now? Where is the sliding bar for my alcoholic father who destroyed my family? Where is the bar for my weak, selfish, mother who petitioned the courts to relinquish custody of her only two children at age 10 … and never, ever see her boys again? Where is the sliding bar for having to personally FUND the higher education I attained? Where is the sliding scale for being dirt-POOR for the first 25 years of my life? Where is the sliding scale for having to attend 8 different elementary schools from K-6th grade … ? Where is the sliding scale for losing my only brother, my rock, to a devastating cancer at age 28?

      And you know what’s ‘funny’ ? I do not now, nor have I ever considered myself a “victim”. No, I have always considered myself to be blessed beyond measure. I have always known God’s love, support, and provision my entire life. So many people, happenstances., and frankly, so many … little miracles … have lifted me and helped me out of the most horrific episodes of my life. Life is GREAT and people are TERRIFIC! And America allows anyone and everyone with a will to LIVE … to become successful in every way imaginable.

      You truly ARE … who you THINK you are. I have made the choice to NEVER be a victim. And THAT … has made all the difference.

  6. I scored an 8.

    Just as it is better to be a landlord than a tenant …

    It is better to be an oppressor than an oppressed.

    1. well jv, I can certainly vouch for that.
      I scored an 8 AND I’m a landlord.
      that ‘privilege’ comes in real handy when I need to give someone the boot with 5 minutes notice.
      in the interests of the *other* tenants one of which has been with me >12 yrs now.
      last time I did that in fact, he saw it go down and I told him it was for his sake and reminded this gentle senior citizen
      to tell me any time anyone in the building hassles him. he was visibly impressed.

  7. I scored 25 , nyah, nyah. If I’d called myself “able bodied” it drops to 18. Not sure what cisgendered is, last I checked when I had wee this morning, I had some stuff hanging down, down there. To me, that’s figgin’ “male” you bunch of faggots! I left that one in the middle just to confuse them.

  9. A line from the original movie “IT” (Stephen King) seems to fit. The clown says:

    “We all float down here!”

  10. I had a 12 – old white guy, born in England, with a couple bucks in the bank – and neither a Christian nor a non Christian.

  13. I am proud to say I scored a 56, which means 90% are better off than me! All it took was sliding the first gleeple to the right a bit,as one of my ancestors several generations back was an Indian.

    I intend to send this scientific finding to the gummint as I must be due some extra bucks to compensate for my victimhood. I’ll take slightly less than Little Omar as he’s younger and needs the money to raise several little jihadis,while I am an old fart and on my way out soon.

    I should have moved a couple more to the right, but I’m not a devout Muslim ( I’m NOT kneeling to pray five times a day when I spend twice that amount retying my goddamned shoe laces) nor am I gay, although I do admire some gay people such as PM Trudeau, Liberace, and William Nylander.

  14. My testing found that anyone aspiring to be the ultimate victim will have to be 100% transgender, 100% Jewish, and 100% Muslim at the same time. That seems like a worthwhile goal… once a victim reaches it, he can be her own tormentor and stop blaming everybody else.

  16. Maybe it is time for the question?
    “What is the prize?”
    Does the winner get to self immolate as a lesson to all the losers?
    Or do they get a participation certificate and an excessively long title.
    Or is it self dissembowelment with a rusty spoon?
    Inquiring minds want to know.
    Why does the media give the mentally ill so much air time?
    Respect for their comrades?

    1. John, people with higher scores get to chastise those with lower scores. The latest example of this are transgendered athletes (aka men competing directly with women in sporting competitions) condemning anyone who dares criticize their presence in these events.

      Now that heterosexual, and even homosexual, women are getting marginalized by people with higher victim points than them, society is finally waking up to this scourge.

      1. Thanks Robert,thats it?
        Surely in todays participation award era,they would get the order of Canada or Justine’s Eyebrows or at least a mention on CBC as “Victim of the Moment.”
        Me thinks there is a whole new industry here or at least three new government departments.

  17. Scored a 6.

    Interesting that it does not consider how an older guy might have created wealth by working his ass off after growing up in Gov’t housing and public schools.

    I’m everything hated and proud of it!

    Male, white with Scottish and English heritage (2nd Gen Canadian so not guilty!), mostly healthy, sort of educated with two community college diplomas both in STEM with one paid for by the Gov’t in a re-training program (80’s), while not a Higher Deity believer I follow the tenets of Christianity, accumulated wealth during our years of work and some were pretty rough and hard (19% mortgage anyone?), 2 children and no one on the dole.

    In other words, nothing special. Just another man and wife team doing what was needed to get by and take care of ourselves and our kids.

    What the hell is wrong with people today that they can’t just get out there and do what is needed to take care of themselves?

    1. Regarding wealth … our instant gratification culture and generation(s) simply don’t “get it”. Slow and steady wins the race. Don’t be stupid. Don’t be greedy. Don’t be selfish. Simple rules really, and if you follow them and both spend and invest your money wisely (as in purchasing a home) … you can accumulate all the wealth you need. I had NOTHING growing up as a kid, but now I don’t have to worry (much) about money … and I work in a modestly-paid profession.

  18. I scored a 21, at what score does a person get cut off from posting on SDA? I would have scored higher if left-handed was given the earned grievance points. I would have scored lower if points were taken away for a second language… It’s all so complex living near (not in) the SJW world!

  19. I self declared as a victim in each category. Turdeau send me money now.

    I noticed that the survey did not breakdown person of colour. Surely they should have categories like: Afro-American, Hispanic, Asian, Arab, Persian, etc. etc.

  22. 150 for me. Some people might say I’m a normal middle-class straight white male Christian, but I self-identify as a poor handicapped transgendered black Mexican Arab Muslim Jew lesbian, which gives me all the points. The extra 50 points is because I also self-identify as illiterate, innumerate, 3 kinds of endangered species and a Chicago-style deep dish pizza with pineapple on top.

    1. Pineapple, huh? This sounds like a cultural appropriation. -100 point for you. Take that you hater.

  23. I got an 8.
    Says I am more privileged than 84% of others, WTF does that mean? That I am more willing than some others to go to work every day?
    I am an orphan though, where is my money! Oh yeah, that $150/month ran out when I turned 18.

  24. So who came up with this thing again? It’s obviously intended as a joke. A bloody good one it is too.

    Do straight white men who work for a living and believe in God enjoy privileges perverts, whores and savages do not? Why yes, we do. Those privileges are earned. Perverts, whores and savages have earned nothing but contempt.

    And that’s just in this world. Among the privileges enjoyed by the saints is that no pervert, whore or savage gets to enter the kingdom of heaven. It’s hell that has open borders.

    1. No I think the joke is the people behind it actually take it seriously. On the plus side I learned that being a white, Christian, elderly, crippled, homeless guy would make me more privileged than a billionaire from Saudi Arabia.

  25. I had 19, which means 51% of you are more privileged than I am. Now give me some money bitches. I am victim goddammit, and to feel better I need your money, it is my human right, you hear?

    Military grade insanity. If I qualify (barely) as a minority victim than pretty much everyone else can claim victim status too.

  26. I’m a moron. I left a long-winded indignant comment on the site, before realizing this thing is a brilliant hoax and a bit of a troll. The domain has been carefully registered through a proxy to prevent discovery of the authors. If this was a real academic project, you can bet that the authors would be more than happy to identify their institution and their bona fides.

  28. 9, unfortunately. Would have been better (lower) but I am almost 60 and have a few health issues.

  29. Came up 22 through accidents of birth and decades of hard work but I self-identify as a 100 so watch your step.

  30. Wow, I finally scored a TEN!!! at something! I see Mr. Kulak got that too…rock, paper, scissors for the pot?

  33. I retook the test after looking at some of the loony definitions of things like “rich” and “able bodied.” Got my score down to a 4!

    I’m going to finish my coffee and be off to oppress some group or something.

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