We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars

15 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars”

1. Like those trick birthday candles that relight themselves after you blow them out. Maybe we could put out burning Teslas with dynamite, Red Adair style.

   1. That would only work if they don’t self-oxidize but it would be fun for the fire fighters.

   2. *
      did somebody say fire?

      Apparently, “snitches get burned like witches.”
      Let me repeat that… THEY SET HER ON FIRE.

      you know who i mean.

      *

2. In their attempt to make cars more human like.

   They succeeded by making cars that mimic spontaneous human combustion.

3. At least the smoke isn’t toxic … it’s … it’s … GREEN! Nooo ooo ooo … not a Chemical Fire. Those only happen at oil Refineries.

   On second thought … perhaps the public should be warned to … shelter in place. Or just RUN LIKE HELL!!

   1. Anyone who bought a Tesla? Yeah, I would make shelter in place mandatory. What were the government subsidies like for the person who died in that one? And yet, you can’t directly sue the person who put those laws in place to encourage people to buy Kafka trap cars.

      Canada hasn’t had rule of law wince Trudeau got his Manchurian Charter ensconced as the law of the land.

      Live on your feet in a free west. Or die on your knees paying carbon taxes.

      https://prairiefreedom.ca/index.html

4. were do I apply for a grant to subsidies a new BBQ????

5. ‘MY NAME IS HAL 2967, I AM YOUR NEW CAR COMPUTER.’

   ‘I WOULD TELL YOU TO GET OUT, BUT I CAN’T GET THE DOORS UNLOCKED.’

   “PLEASE TYPE IN A FINAL MESSAGE FOR YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.”

   THANK YOU- HAL 2967.

6. Tesla will join the crowd that includes the Delorean among others or it will linger on like the old Studebaker Avanti…a very kewl car…IMO.

   For the masses however, ICE will continue to reign, unless things get so beyond Stupid that ICE powered vehicles are outlawed – not only from production, but from ownership itself. May the next Ice AGE (no pun intended..lol), freeze the Leftist Globalist & Elitist Bastards en masse.

   As for m’self, still cruising, with the same excellent ’06 7300 lb D’max turbo back, straight piped exhaust CCSB I bought in 2007…551,275 kms. I’ll give it up when ya pry it outa my cold dead hands.

   1. *gasp* … you … you … you … drive a pickup truck! Your PM is so disappointed.

7. I had to laugh at the CBS comments about people saying gas tanks explode.

   As a retired fire fighter/medic. Gas tanks even when burning to the ground, do NOT go boom!
   If hit in the rear the tank fails and they spill out the gas and yes it burns. and in front in collisions, you may cause the fuel line to fail and a fire will start, but most of the burning comes not from the gas. It comes from the wires and all the plastic under the hood.
   Fire engines carry water and a foam solution that can easily put out gas fires. Batteries on the other hand. Not so much.

8. David Booth noted yesterday that C C Barbie’s subsidy on purchase of new EVs, from the Budget, had to be adjusted upwards because the original $45,000 limit didn’t actually cover many EVs. Shows the utter disconnect between her department and reality, and also how Liberals are helping the “middle class.”

9. Tesla – the new “Zip-oh” lighter.

10. ” C C Barbie’s subsidy on purchase of new EVs”
    The poor dear is faking the whole policy../She announced 10K charging Stations, that would work out to 1K per province…..That would work for about 2% of her projected Cars…. The Charging Stations are the place where batteries will fail & make a big bang……yep! its not a carbon tax, its a tax on pollution….The CBC runs video of Cooling Stacks, do they know what’s inside a Cooling Stack…..Might be interesting

11. the stinging sarcasm, both here and in the link.
    gawd I love it. well deserved and well aimed.
    ie ’twas the notre dame model’.