Oh, Shiny Potato!

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Amusing, yes — but let’s be fair. This is hardly a scientific survey.

Thus this is where we, the SDA Nation, step in to invoke the scientific method by attempting to replicate the Rebel’s results:

Who would you vote for if the election were held today?

 
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Stay tuned for findings.

46 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Potato!”

  1. The Pathetic Millennial needs to slow down his banter, improve his diction and maybe do something with his hair. Otherwise, I agree with his promotion of the actual potato over the idiot, Turdoo.

  3. C’mon…. I was supposedly the 109th to vote, 99% for the real tater and it was only 1 single vote for the other potato. I’ve waited a bit before posting, and sure enough, those stats are still unchanged after 173 votes. I would be interested to check back and see if these numbers ever change. At least at this point, it looks more like a parody than a real poll, at least to me.

    1. Canadian observer. Is that sarcasm?
      I’ve seen you here before.

      If you haven’t figured out who gravitates to this blog. Well I guess I know why you’d vote for Justin.

      1. God forbid I offer an opinion, which I clearly pointed out it was, that doesn’t line up exactly with you want to be true. You would make an exceptional Liberal with that kind of ignorant reaction to ‘diversity of thought’, an ugly leftarded trait that I find far to common with many of my fellow Conservatives, too. In no way did I ever suggest I supported the scumbag Justin so go do your version of virtue signaling somewhere else.

        1. Well that was uncalled for. I was merely pointing out that this blog attracts people who would rather vote in a potatoe over JT. Since I had seen you here before I thought you would have figured that out.
          I don’t see how thinking you were smart enough to figure that out is virtue signalling.

          1. Suggesting I would EVER vote for Justin was a sleazy misdirection and simply an ignorant and unwarranted insult. How could you be surprised at my reaction? And yes, I see my fellow Conservatives ‘virtue-signalling’ to others here all the time, I guess understandable in these hyper-partisan times, but no-one should pretend it doesn’t happen.

            Excuse me if you took the brunt of my frustration with the lack of tolerance for fellow Conservatives with diverse opinions, that I have regularly experienced here over the years. The first tactic they use is to call me a liberal, exactly like the left calls us out as racists

          3. Potato was spelled with an ‘e’ well into the 20th century.
            Quayle was vilified by the left but technically he was not wrong.

  4. The method used here is more scientific than that which was used to inflict carbon taxes upon us. The problem is that it would still be too complex for the likes of Climate Barbie and Prinz Dummkopf to understand.

  5. Over Trudeau? I would instead stomp on the burning paper bag on my front step after someone rang the doorbell and ran away.

    It would be better to vote for Satan himself than live on a planet with a single socialist.

    1. “It would be better to vote for Satan himself than live on a planet with a single socialist.”

      IMO it’s effectively the same thing. Socialism is Satanic.

  7. 471 – 0 and for ZERO.
    10:06 Wisconsin Central Time.

    Even the most Shit faced stoner knows that this narcisstic vacuous POS has to go…the only “pollution” in this country comes out of his Dick filled mouth.

    May he truly suffer a Nicolae Ceaucescu ending….in spades.
    tis what we do with NAZI’s aint it..???

  8. Apparently the Human Potato intends to make a big announcement on gun ownership in Canada next month during a visit by the PM of New Zealand. Some of us believe it will be a ban on firearms similar to NZ and Australia, but with no compensation offered.
    Trudeau won’t be the last globalist utopian we see as a Party leader in Canadian politics, let’s just hope he’s the last Trudeau to be PM. Justin has gone to Chicago to catch his Mom’s one woman act at Second City. I hope he is aware of the dangers of Chicago and takes the requisite complement of security staff to protect his precious and beloved ass, like the entire JTF2.
    https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-justin-margaret-chicago-1.5132352 Tickets are $45 USD if anyone’s interested.

    I voted for the spud, in memory of Stompin’ Tom’s song. Woulda preferred a rutabaga but that choice wasn’t offered.

    1. Beetabaga #CliffClavin

      Was Cheers actually the original show about nothing? Before Seinfeld?

  9. So, after 613 votes, there are now two solitary votes for Justin. Boy, was I put in my place.

    I again submit that this is possibly a parody, statistically, you would think a handful of people would have at least accidentally clicked on the wrong potato by now. 100% of Conservatives never agree on ANYTHING, and to think that some idiot’s aren’t still fawning with admiration over the little shiny prick is to ignore every other poll out there. Also, I don’t doubt that organized leftards enthusiastically bomb polls just as we do here at SDA. Where are their votes?

    And the next idiot to accuse me of being a Justin fan-boy because I dare raise this as a possibility is really just exposing their own close-minded ignorance and bigotries.

    1. CO
      You stated you voted for JT in the poll. Hence my assumption you would vote for JT.
      Pro tip. If you don’t want people to insult you by saying you’d vote for JT don’t say you voted for JT.

      All I was trying to say is that the poll is in no way scientific.

      An analogy. You go to the Pepsi Cola annual shareholders meeting. And say hey let’s take a poll of who here prefers Pepsi over Coke and then get surprised only one guy voted Coke.

      We haven’t seen unme yet that will push it to 3.

      1. Please, tell me exactly where I said I voted for JT. Me thinks you misread my post or posts. I voted for the potato… I mean the vegetable… you know… the intelligent one.

        I am making no claim except that these results are extremely rare in ANY kind of poll, even if in a conservative vacuum chamber. To the point of being suspicious.

        1. Well this is humbling.

          When you wrote
          “…. I was supposedly the 109th to vote, 99% for the real tater and it was only 1 single vote for the other potato. “

          I took the “it” to be your vote after assuming if it wasn’t your vote you would have used the word “there”

          My apologies for saying you’d vote for JT if anyone said that about me I’d be pissed too.

          Hopefully we can agree to disagree about the poll results.
          I don’t find the poll results suspicious.
          I will admit it could be faked but I believe it’s simply an echo chamber.

          1. No worries, T Bone, always a pleasure to discover somebody in the blogosphere willing to exhibit some grace and class.

            If indeed it is an accurate poll, then I actually agree with your comments @ 12:40.

  10. I was getting gas yesterday, and two guys pulled up, one with Wisconsin plates, one with Ohio. Since you do not see many of those in Saskatchewan, I talked to them. They had been doing some power plant refitting at some northern Alberta biomass place. I mentioned to one of them that I would take Trump over prime minister tickle trunk, and he actually disagreed with me.

    So I think, maybe, no matter what the numbers, some of you are being too optimistic.

    1. I don’t think it’s optimism.
      I think it’s sample bias.

      If this poll was run properly I would expect much different numbers.

      In my mind All this “poll” suggests is everyone who views this blog dislikes JT.

      1. Congratulations, you have won the coveted “No $hit sherlock” award. Please provide your name, mailing address and cradit card number in order to claim your reward.

      2. There is sample bias in every poll. You cannot really run a poll properly because you enter with a bias. Even an aggregate of polls is biased. Imagine taking 1000 CNN, MSNBC, and FOX news watchers and asking who they would vote for, Trump or a potato. The potato would win because CNN and MSNBC viewers hate Trump.

        A bigger question would be why does our national news service, the CBC, hate conservatives?

    2. A guy from Wisconsin said that…??? Must be from the southern part..Madison or Milwaukee..or some such. I’m in Wausa and to date have not met one person who doesnt think he’s doing an excellent job…..as do I.

      And these guys were tradesmen..?? wow. Hard to believe.

  11. As a resident of Oklahoma, may I vote? We did have some people from Detroit try to vote in our last congress-ass election. However, in my state, you must be pre-registered and present an Oklahoma picture ID. If I may, spud all the way.

  12. Just got home from a week in SW Ontario. Met quite a few locals. Not one had anything good to say about the bong-go.
    Hats in the gun shop, ‘Make trudeau a drama teacher again’. Not unusual for a gun shop anywhere in the country.

    SW Ontario is farm country and farmers can see threw the papineau ponce.

    I’m detecting a lot of unrest over the libranos. Not good. Bongo has no record to run on. Harper, climate change and a cabinet 1/2 full women. That and a pair if queenies might get you a coffee at Horton’s.

    1. Congratulations on discovering what we in SW Ontario think of the little Ponce. Never, ever confuse Ontario with the GTA.
      The GTA is as alien to us as humanoids from the Crab nebula.

  13. I am beginning to think this poll is run by the CBC except so far the Potato is winning. Hell run this nationally. How did the Potato manage to rig the Poll. Scheer needs to hire that damned Spud for the election. MAX should run the same poll on his Twitter. In Fwench it would be Pomme de Terre against the Asswipe.

  14. https://maketrudeauadramateacheragain.com/

    That is where anyone can get the hats, the hoodies, whatever you need.

    The Ponce From Papineau…
    The Papineau Ponce…

    I see some new merchandise coming…

    Are there any yoga or drama or weed smoking or ski instructor terms that rhyme with Papineau?

    1. Have had a sticker on my truck tailgate for 9 months already….

      I have another one in mind.

      “The pipe we got”………..Picture of a Bong
      ‘The pipe we need”……..Picture of a Sideboom.

      In between: FUCK TRUDEAU
      Coming as soon as I get bk to Calgary

  17. well.
    whodathunkit, that Stompin’ Tom was referring to an election candidate with his iconic
    ‘Bud the Spud from the Bright Red Mud’

    1. Ah, le poorvoi petit pomme du terre…or would that be “la petite” pomme du terre? Gender is so hard. Oh, by the way, my pronoun is “ my lord”….

  20. Red Pontiac.

    Clearly “Red Pontiac” is the choice, it’s simply the all rounder we all go to when confronted with decisions such as mashed or baked, deep fried or oven fried / broiled with flavored oil. So many others would say the Yukon Gold or the Russet, while each having particular excellences in the kitchen especially the baked Russet, neither have the all rounder capacity of a good Red Pontiac, indeed, the all rounder capacity of an excellent Red Pontiac, is how it should be referred to. Even in well stocked kitchens with 2 or 3 different types of potato.

    Red Pontiac, for the win. Dig up your front lawn, grow your own.

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