I, Napoleon

14 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. I will refuse to play the pronoun game. Everyone will be addressed as Comrade.

   Yes Comrade. No Comrade. Comrade is late. Have you seen Comrade’s pronouns?

   The only way to win is to change the game.

2. Nope. Won’t play along. I do “baby talk” with infants … but not with adult humans

   1. This. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but it’s full-on infantilism. I mean, it’s really a binary choice: infantilism or “mental disease or defect”

3. Hey you dumb azz face down on the ground now, that would be the pronoun they would get from me.

   1. You’re NICE compared to me! One week on the job … and I’d be videotaped doing a full “Rodney King” on some punk ass perp. Yeah! That’s the perfect pronoun … “perp”!!!

4. I figured cops just called everybody asshole. It’s pretty gender neutral. Hands up, asshole. You were speeding in a skool zone, asshole. Move along, nothing to see here, asshole.

5. Good post well written.

6. Asperger has its advantages. Sex is binary. Trying to tell me otherwise is a hate crime. Leave me alone, haters, stop being cultural imperialists.

7. This isn’t all that new.

   Many years ago, I heard about a case in England in which an I, Napoleonist got off a drunk driving charge. Xe/xer/xit was arrested while still one but had “crossed the floor” and appeared in court as the other.

   Xe/xer/xit claimed the inebriation and subsequent misdeed was because xe/xer/xit’s “confusion” and was, therefore, not guilty. The court bought that line of malarkey and xe/xer/xit was acquitted.

   1. That court missed an opportunity: Not Guilty, driving license revoked due to being medically incapable (too “confused”) of not becoming inebriated.)

8. All those leftards, retards, LGBTQtards & the rest of that degenerate bunch need a liberal amount of zyklon-b real soon

9. from the link:
   “I keep expecting liberalism to collapse from the sheer weight of its stupidity. Sadly, it hasn’t happened yet.”
   no for sure. not by a long shot. the shot coming out of the gun in zer’s hand.

   nouns are gonna be under attack next. even new nouns for such things as zoo animals.
   it’s gona get SOOOOOOO friggin nuts.

   imagine salem witch hunt on a global scale.
   think not? ummmmm . . . . .

10. Perversity is their stench.

11. Alice in Wonderland comes to mind, and I flatly refuse to go down any rabbit hole. If you look male I’ll call you mr or sir, or snowflake, and ms, mrs, or miss. I try to not disrespect anyone of the females of our species, but that might also include snowflake. Beyond that, grow the Frick up! If you are offended you are therefore a snowflake and……….I DON’T CARE! I’ve been offended more than a few times in my life, I got over it!