The Children Are Our Future

33 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

1. Yeah, definitely the most noteworthy thing to blog about this evening.

   1. And yet here you are…

   2. Writes the guy named after a prick.

      1. “My cousin got fired from her job as a nurse because of her Spoonerisms.”

         “They fired her for making Spoonerisms?”

         “Yeah, you never heard such screams as when the doctor left her a note to prick some guy’s boil…”

         1. ++++

            1. Nestor Pistor gets the credit for that one.

2. That’s what she said.

3. To be fair, North America had “Big Bird” first…

   (Yes I know birds don’t have an actual penis’… lol..)

   1. There’s no corresponding big hen character, so we can’t be sure that that’s the big cock.

   2. marc,
      Actually ducks and such have a penis. Looks more like a cork screw than a noble rod.

4. As if we needed more evidence Western Civilization is toast.

   1. I’m addicted to ‘Ancient Aliens,’ so bird heads are fine with me.

   2. +++Sid

5. Did you know Bert and Ernie are gay!?

6. Not to be outdone…..MSNBC has Iaunched a new chiIdren’s program about HiIIary CIinton. It is aII about her being a giant cunt. (sorry…couIdn’t resist…it was so obvious)

   1. A big floppy, nasty one in need of radical vaginoplasty … one that easily swallows up an entire collegiate marching band. That was an image I did not need …

   2. Lol.

7. So what’s the scandal? There’s a white man with all parts functioning left in the EU?

   I understand the shock. Normally the Danes have to watch American news to see a wonder like that.

8. And he sits to pee.

   1. And pees three stalls over

9. Count Dankula’s review of John Dillermand
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KM-ik9BF74

10. I want to know more about lighting a BBQ. Amazon tells me a new igniter for my Weber Genesis is going to be $55. If I could fire things up with Old Sparky, it would be good.

    1. Lol! Try eating a mouthful of Ghost peppers and let ‘er rip.

11. Thinking about penis jokes Red Green had a cute line:
    “I don’t think much of that Viagra pill some of the older guys are trying. I’ve yet to see anyone install a new flag pole on a condemned building”

12. Huh. Probably from reading too much about Dillinger.
    Now if the name was Mark Twain…
    Social distancing would need doubling.

13. Let me guess: Prinz Dummkopf wasn’t even considered to play the main character. (Somehow, I don’t think that’s what’s meant by Member of Parliament…..)

14. Now THAT is a Great Dane.

15. w t f !

16. A man with a giant penis in Denmark?

    Good. I got a job for him across the strait in Gretaland.

17. Spoiler alert.
    Guess who Zoolanders dressing up as next Halloween

18. We’ve had a giant prick on CBC almost nightly for the last 5 years . . .

19. Probably written by a pedophile.

20. Would not gender equality require giant penis man to meet humongous vagina woman?