Honey, I Finished The Internet

14 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Oh, for God’s sake!
   My bad for watching that…BUT…your bad for posting it, Kate.
   Slime trail to cure your degenerating skin.
   It weirdly reminded me of the last pages of Gulliver’s Travels, wherein Lemuel could not stand to see the decaying, warty, corrupted flesh on any mortal.
   Hmmm… I feel better, now.

   1. And you have to show the little guy snail porn videos.

2. Leeches 2.0?

3. They look like progressives crawling around Canada.

4. Sorry Kate,

   Lasted about 15 seconds. Left confused and dazed.

   I don’t understand

   I’ll prob never understand

   I think I’ll be better off not understanding….

5. “Ewwwwwwww, *gross*!”
   /teenage girl

6. “The snail facial.”

   Phrasing.
   There are people in Germany and Japan reading this blog.

   1. Well, there are now…

7. One gourmet word: Escargot…

8. KATE, this brought back Nam Memories & two leaches in my sweaty croch trying to suck the blood and fluids out of my balls. So tired I slept while the ammonia & salt killed them. The joke was, none of my buddies would pull them off ?
   Can you imagine these poor Snail’s trying to slide across Mad Maxine, or Pelosi Botox face, their horrible little screams as they died would make us feel sorry for the poor insect bastards.

9. It’s mesmerising… and evil… she’s so clueless… (2 minutes)

   I lasted 4 minutes, on the assumption that something bad was about to happen. Guess what? “OMG this is so gross…”

10. It beats a horse facial.

    1. +10

    2. Now “Horse Facial” would make a good name for a band.