Insert Meghan Joke Here

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1. I fear the memes associated from this more than whoever “Meghan” is.

   Wouldn’t better blood circulation help for this sort of thing?

2. Hadn’t he heard of using a peter-heater? I guess there was a shortage of weasel skins.

3. What a wanker!

4. Frost bite can make skin turn black.
   Meghan was disappointed it didn’t get any longer.

   1. Meghan’s strap-equipped device is black and plenty long enough.
      You can hear Harry from the other side of the Atlantic whenever she uses it on him.

5. I thought ‘shrinkage’ protected all men against such a thing. Remember George in Seinfeld imploring his friends to explain ‘shrinkage’ to the girl who had seen him nude after a cold water swim.

   1. I assume I’m normal in this respect … but my turtle pulls his head almost completely into the shell when temps drop to those levels. However … I suspect the turtle head would react similarly should he come into contact with … that … “black” … woman.

6. I always thought Harry could have done better than Meghan. But maybe this is why he didn’t.

7. I didn’t read the article. Did he get frostbite from the wedding night?
   Really, the jokes write themselves.

8. Tom Dick and Frosty?

9. Harry Windsor is a pussy-whipped sissy married to a calculating gold digger. He let her destroy his family and when it’s all over Hairball is going to be paying alimony and seeking visitation rights to see his own kids. He’ll probably be accused of any and all atrocities. He has it coming.

   Oh, and it is possible to freeze your Johnson. Playing outdoor hockey when I was a colt. Full recovery.

10. He’s now “The Duke of Nossex”

11. Meagan insert joke here!

12. So, a new candidate for the ‘Tricky Dicky’ title?

13. Ever more embarrassing revelations from the ginger whinger.