Not Waiting For The Asteroid

10 Replies to “Not Waiting For The Asteroid”

1. “I reach out today to give background information about our industry, our company and specific actions that we are making today as a result of the current climate.”

   Climate change strikes again.

2. One of the site’s guiding principles, according to Holmes, is to avoid saying “misogynist things about women’s weight.”

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   Words of the founder of Jezebel. I suppose that could be a guiding principle; if you are an unserious publication that has difficulty making determinations as to what is “important.” Although, to have a guiding principle that specifically requires one to avoid truth and fact is curious. Holmes, herself, is overweight, as are a vast majority of the readers of Jezebel, I’m sure. We see many examples on the left of overweight, unkempt individuals lacking the most basic of social graces. I suppose those people have to read something.

3. Good Riddance. The second leg of what I used to refer to as “the Gawker-Jezebel Worldview” has been cut. It always warms by heart when an inferior product fails because it affirms my belief in a just and ordered universe. This announcement would also explain why the millennial and zoomer females in my office – with their Ugly Betty-meets-Billie Eilish fashion sense, their constant eye-rolling, scowling and phone scrolling, their weird, diffident and awkward body language – all seem even more down in the dumps than usual. As I said of the late Sinead O’Connor, Jezebel’s noxious and pernicious influence on contemporary womanhood will not be missed.

4. “In the beginning digital content was very derivative of linear executions. Over time this has, of course, continued to change.”

   In other words, producing digital content that is very derivative of a downward spiral execution has not achieved the stellar results that G/O leadership was hoping for.

5. Wait. What? The macroeconomic news is bad (implied) … but American business is expanding? And yet fewer marketing dollars are being spent? This Harpy obviously knows NOTHING about economics, let alone business.

   This idiots statement kinda refuses to blame Bidenomics … yet Bidenomics has doomed her “business”.

6. I thought this rag died when Hulk Hogan bodyslammed Nick Denton in court.

   1. No, that was the OTHER leg of ” “the Gawker-Jezebel Worldview.” We have Peter Theil to thank for that one.
      Good riddance to both blogs

7. Sure is a lot of words to say “we sucked”.

8. Pfizer and Planned Parenthood just doing need it anymore.

9. I already don’t miss it.