Before The Babylon Bee

22 Replies to “Before The Babylon Bee”

1. I say bring back the “she-male” moniker. That and child raping freak dressed up like a woman.

2. It looks like Mad Magazine future standards have arrived.

3. I really enjoyed Mad.

   1. I loved MAD magazine when I was 10-15. Loved the writing and the cartoon caricatures of various politicians and movie stars.
      As to the “modern” armed forces of Canada and the United States, I always think of “Springtime for Hitler and Germany” with the gay actor playing Hitler mincing down the staircase.

   2. I loved MAD and I fell for the “scratch and sniff” cover.

4. Future-future prediction?

   Nobody in our military even capable of defending against a bully’s hurtful Tweets… a wholly incapable fighting force. Just another make-work welfare program for those seeking guaranteed pensions. Kinda like the FBI of today.

5. Say what you will, the usualgangofidiots paved the way for more “sophisticated” humour and showed a lot more courage while doing it.
   Or maybe they were just being funny… you never really knew with that bunch.

6. Is it any wonder that Russia is having such a good laugh and having an awesome win in Ukraine?
   Trudeau has also been quite a joking laugh riots…running citizens over with horses…kissing Nazi propaganda into Law/Parliament…little Potato by China…

   I get it now…they are killing Putin and Russia with laughter…right?

   1. No they’re killing Putin and Russia with ATACMs and borderline-expired munitions in pre-established killboxes around Adiivka. And elsewhere of course.

      1. https://www.wsj.com/world/russia/its-time-to-end-magical-thinking-about-russias-defeat-f6d0b8de?mod=djemalertNEWS

         It’s Time to End Magical Thinking About Russia’s Defeat

         1. It’s time to forever cancel foreign-policy ‘realists’ who have been wrong about everything forever.

            1. And first the ones that STOLE the government of the Ukraine for their own personal benefit, orchestrated the murder of ethnic Russians in Donbas just to provoke Russia and then cried “victim” when Russia had enough and moved in. How’s that for your dogmatic slava yoooocrane idiocy?

7. Ukraine is a rare opportunity to pick the pockets of taxpayers. Covid made around 60 new billionaires and how many will russia make in the US or wherever investments are made for military armaments, etc..

   War is a scam. 2 x CMH winner Marine General Smedley Butler. Certified bad ass.

   General Butler’s book and Ominous Parallels by Leonard Peikoff are must reads. They are very pertinent to today’s culture of failure and terror.

8. Yeah I really don’t miss the casual homophobia of that era. Glad it’s gone.

   1. What, just so you can dangle your dingle in front of little kids? You f*(king sicko. You come near my children and I’d gladly pummel you.

      1. LOL what an internet tuffgai

         1. Come to Texas and prove it, wimp.

   2. I miss being able to call someone a fag when they’re acting like a fag.

9. Now do the Ukrainian army:

   Does it have a pulse?
   Does it shit and piss?
   Does it have at least one arm?
   Does it bleed?
   Repeat after me (under penalty of death): “Orc! Orc! Orc!”
   Now again: “Heil Globohomo Elenskyyyyy!”
   You’re in.

   1. Is it slowly taking the other side of Dnipr river? Why yes, yes it is.

10. For our men and women in the military and law enforcement, pushups are a job requirement. The
    following are the current men’s minimum pushup requirements for both the military and law
    enforcement organizations. These numbers represent what you must be able to complete before they
    will even consider admitting you. More are expected, and you should aim to do double these pushup
    numbers if you want to set yourself apart:
    Delta Force – 55
    FBI Hostage Rescue Team – 50
    Army Ranger – 49
    Air Force – 45
    Navy – 42
    National Guard – 35
    ROTC – 35
    Army Physical Fitness Test (APFT) – 35
    FBI Special Agent – 30
    Coast Guard – 29
    To stand out, the maximum pushups for a perfect score on the men’s Army Physical Fitness Test is 77
    pushups in 2 minutes.
    Do More Pushups Barry Rabkin

11. I never thought “What, me worry?” would prove prophetic.