Wednesday On Turtle Island

13 Replies to “Wednesday On Turtle Island”

1. Gives new definition to “having a woodie”…

   Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she is in an ‘erotic’ relationship with an OAK TREE – after feeling a ‘connection’ while lying on top of it during lonely Covid walks

   1. She is connected to something and it ain’t reality.

   2. I’d like to know what the tree has to say about the relationship. Was consent ever given? Can Sonja be accused of rape?

2. Obviously, that woman has never been near a real man, so Justin will do nicely.

   1. True. But pussy willow would be the better symbol, not an oak.

      1. Pussy Willow
         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhSPeCSmhU

3. Smarter than the turd. So is the girl.

4. ‘Now a woman Lord is like a young bird
   and the tall oak tree is a young man’s heart
   among his boughs you’ll find her nesting
   when the nights are cool she is warm and dry’

   (Gordon Lightfoot 1966)

5. “and tell your nurse to change your diaper”

   https://patriotpost.us/cartoons/32728

6. “new relationship with the tree has filled a void”
   She sounds knotty…

   1. I bet her bark is worse than her bite.

7. OMG – perfect match for Trudeau. His former wife, international singing queen, was “out there” as well as mommy, Margaret Sinclair-Trudeau.

   I guess the rich and famous tend to hook up with the wrong folks, if they have the propensity to make bad choices,as Hollywood types display daily in tabloids.

8. More Democrat voters? Ha. More like more enemy combatants inside the gates. Look close at all those photos. I don’t see a single woman or child in those hordes of invaders. They’re all military age men … who are soon to be homeless, unemployed, and destitute. Pro tip: America’s streets are not paved with gold. So soon … these men will all be stealing whatever they can … in a “cool” country where thieves not only don’t get their hand chopped off … they won’t even go to jail or be prosecuted in any way. Well … maybe … America’s streets ARE paved with other people’s gold. Other people’s stuff … there for the taking.