102 Replies to “2024 Predictions”

  1. Greta will announce she is pregnant.
    Al Gore will deny a paternity test.
    New pictures of Trudeau in blackface will emerge.
    Sophie will announce she is pregnant.
    Al Gore will deny a paternity test.

  2. Just watched Canadian Prepper on YouTube and he threw everything at the wall…

    Biden will continue to shit his pants until his last big dump that will happen on RE-election night while Kamala kackles like a kook.
    The Russians will continue to be Russians (“Da. Is true!”)
    The Paleosimians will keep doing their shit until Canadians submit to Islam.
    Christians will continue to be slaughtered especially in Nigeria.
    Pakistan will continue to be a shithole.
    I will continue to drink beer.
    VOWG will kick somebody in the nuts.
    GYM will win a Regional Asshole Award.
    Again.

  3. Winners:
    Nikki Haley
    Pierre Poilievre
    Ukraine
    Israel
    Armenia
    Guyana
    Civilized World

    Losers:
    Trump
    Biden
    Pootin and Pootinistan
    Azerbaijan
    Hamassholes
    Iran
    Venezuela
    Most of SDA

    Oh well, one can dream… but some of it will happen.

  4. A new Covid variant will appear, not based on the spike.
    The jabbed will be afflicted badly by this, deaths will rise, hospitals overwhelmed.
    The unjabbed will be unaffected, IMMUNE to this, but will be blamed of course.
    Bonnie will wring her hands endlessly and admit to being a closet alcoholic.

  5. 1. Trump won’t be the Republican candidate. The Regime will stop it from happening.

    2. The Regime might step out of the shadows this year and rule openly.

    3. Liberals will seriously pursue UBI as a Hail Mary for 2025. This will likely work and the CPC will be trying to put a “me too” conservative spin on it.

    4. Danielle Smith’s APP gambit will fail due to Albertans being cucks.

    5. Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire will hit number 1 at the box office.

  6. 2024… another fascist takeover by our corrupt Rulers, pandemic #2…
    The border will be officially cancelled… digital ID will be made mandatory… Medical experimentation on the public will be made mandatory…
    Free speech and freedom in general will be ruled “unconstitutional” by the Liberal Party Supreme Court jesters.
    Elections will be cancelled all over the western world…
    Trump will be assassinated by the CIA and Hitlery Klinton or Oshitforbrains will be appointed supreme leader for life…
    Juthtin Turdhole will be named the winner of the Klaus Schwab award for best pedophile and continue in his role as the unelected ruler of the french speaking prison colony now known as, Turdholeland…
    The Human Rights commission will declare using the word “Canadian” as a hate crime, henceforth Canadians will be known as Turdholians or Anal Schwabs…
    Travel will be banned, again… except for our rulers…15 minute (Concentration camps) citys will all be renamed in unpronounceable Indian names … WW 3 will go super hot…
    The CIA will continue destroying the western world and expand their psyops against Americans… Everyone will be required by law to wear their underpants on their heads, for their health, Oil will be made illegal and taking drugs will be made mandatory…. yep, 2024 will be just as shit as 2023, but way more shitty.

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