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1. Captain Diversity Hire wishes to say”…

   1. Driver was a ‘sawed off, hammer down, weaseled up, knocked kneed, double jointed, pigeon toed, son of a ……. woah…who cut your hair?’
      Sorry Captain my fault…
      Dumb as a skunk and stupid stuff seems to follow.

   2. It’s called “dieworsity.”

   3. All ahead flank.

2. But at least they’ll defeat the Iraqi Navy!

3. WTF?
   Don’t they have watch-standers looking where the ship is heading?

   But I bet they’re all up on their pronouns and DEI- just like the USN who likes to hit things.

4. I saw two Oldsmobile’s with Octogenarians do this at polling station once.

   Sell the ships to the Canadian Navy and don’t bother with the Boatfax report.

   1. Remember when Dome Petroleum had more ships than the Canadian Navy?

      1. BC Ferries too.

5. Change of command coming soon.

   1. Captain Obvious here fellows.
      Sorry for the parking, but I have a date…

      Canadians no doubt have the same crap happening with the crap equipment our politicians allowed them to get and use.
      Stuck in reverse!!!

   2. Career going alright, … career going alright, … carEER STOPS!!!

      “Their Lordships of Admiralty express their thanks for your service and wish good luck in your future endeavours, which they presume will all be ashore.”

6. Thought something was off when I viewed the video. Usually metal on metal involving collisions produces the most ungodly sounds. This sounded like the HMS Chiddingfold crashed into some egg cartons. Unbeknownst to me the HMS Bangor is constructed of glass reinforced plastic. Oh.
   You might say I learned something today. A pic of the damage in the link.
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12985495/British-warship-action-crashing-Royal-Navy-vessel.html

   1. Tune in next time for Bangor and Mash or Chiddingfold and Surrender

      1. “Unbeknownst to me the HMS Bangor is constructed of glass reinforced plastic. Oh.”

         – They’re minesweepers. Made of GRP to cut-down their metal signature, so they don’t set-off magnetic mines.

         1. Yeah, that came to mind as the reason why.

   2. Ha Ha … constructed of fiberglass reminded me of the North Atlantic Squadron.
      The cabin boy, the cabin boy
      The dirty little nipper
      He lined his ass with fiberglass
      And circumcised the skipper.

7. Still better than Putins black sea fleet which has added 2 submarines in the past few weeks.

   1. “Still better than Putins black sea fleet which has added 2 submarines in the past few weeks.”

      …and right on cue, Allan S pipes up from the kiddie table with his ADHD inspired “Look at me! LOOK at me!!” routine.

      (sit back down now, boy…the grownups are trying to have an adult conversation…)

8. I had trouble parallel parking my Festiva for the first couple of months. I feel his pain.

   1. More like a Fiero – plastic panels.

      RNrn

9. Wow sounded like the collision alarm went off 21 seconds after impact. That’s crazy. Something tells me they were missing their escorts.

   1. Something tells me there were plenty of ‘escorts’ in the staterooms of the senior officers.

10. Looks like the backup camera might have been cattywampus.

11. How effing BLIND is that skipper? Forget the ship in his way … he was backing into the DOCK at ramming speed! Incompetence on full display

12. Drool Britannia

13. What does “Full Stop” mean again?

    1. More like REVERSE ENGINES!!!!

14. Waiting for a dancing video of the parking officers.

    1. Right?

15. Second time round. I’d say this ship is Bad Lucky.

    https://www.thenationalnews.com/mena/royal-navy-captain-smashes-hole-in-warship-in-bahrain-while-docking-in-the-dark-1.1199238

16. Does she have a name? The Captain parking the boat I mean.

17. There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today.

18. I just pray to God they were using the correct pronouns on the bridge.

19. BC Ferries too.