Honey, I Finished The Internet

6 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Sounds even better than the real ones.

2. Ingenious! I bet Arlo Guthrie wished he’d thought of that.

3. All I could think is that he, at one point, came up with this idea and likely spent entire afternoon working it out with trial and error. If he has any pets, they probably were hiding under the bed. The rest of his family were likely shaking there heads and remembering the time he banged his head when he was younger.

   Ingenious? Yes. But, recommended in very very small doses like Fentanyl.

   1. Hey, he’s inventive, not a virtuoso, Orson.

      I see a problem there. I’m thinking that not too many harmonica virtuosos would be interested in his idea. But there’s a bright side (there’s always a bright side). He can lay claim to being the world’s greatest balloon/harmonica player. That, and $1.50 will get him a free cup of coffee at any McDonalds.
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      Yeah. Not exactly at the end of the internet, but he’s standing at the bottom of the exit ramp holding his sign. “You are almost finished. Keep clicking.”

4. Sounds infinitely better than the authentic agony bag. More notes for one thing and the harmonica at least stays in tune.

   I’m bettin’ the guy can play a little harmonica – if he wasn’t fooling around with that balloon.

5. My best friend is a very good harp player. I immediately forwarded this to him.