36 Replies to “Truly It Is The End of Days”

  1. My sister and her family will be some of these. I don’t get it. Especially in this day and age of events happening with crowds. And a certain religious event ending the next day.

  3. Well, why should the compliance rate for “stay inside with your eyes closed” be any different from “stay inside with your mask on”?

    The die has been cast.

  5. I thought that the hotels were booked solid with “diverse” people in Niagara Falls.
    And given what the Liberals paid to house them, I think the hotel rates were already at maximum gouge.
    Hey, they should advertise “MAID of the Mist” as a more enjoyable ride across the river Styx.
    OK, my bad, especially on Good Friday.
    I apologize. Happy Easter and hope for better days.

  6. It snowed this am in Calgary, about 1/2 inch where I am, and as I didn’t get a notification on my phone I almost slipped and fell on the sidewalk, could have broken a leg, almost lost my life, almost kill’t dead

    How much can I sue the Mayor of Calgary for? million? + millions?

  7. No thanks. I’ll wait for pictures online. Good chance of clouds in early April. Not worth the drive.
    The darkness for a few minutes would be cool but the sun through welding goggles or some shadow box thing is not impressive. Will look better in photos.

    1. It was dark here last night. I had a look while the sun was completely obstructed by the rest of the Earth. (Didn’t need special goggles, just wore my normal glasses.)

  8. Are they going to proactively gouge out sacrifical hearts until the Sun returns?

    1. Indeed. And this time around the sun god demands three-chambered hearts.

      Paging turdo and gnome!

      1. It’s a once in a lifetime scam to get free advertising and triple hotel room prices.

  9. I have been on this earth for 70 years,remember way back when we were told not to look at an eclipse without protection. Note to self no one died.

  11. Personally, I recommend staying as far as possible from any gathering of people. We have no idea who is in our country and what they are up to. Seems like that would be a very good opportunity if you want to cause a big kerfuffle by killing a bunch of people if you are so inclined.

  12. “If you worship me, I’ll bring back the sun…”!!!

    The tome SCIENCE MADE STUPID says you can get a total eclipse of the Earth by closing your eyes!

  13. You don’t understand, the sky dragon will eat us all.

    Carl Sagan was right, it is becoming a demon haunted world.

    1. They had a somewhat related ‘cosmology’ in GAME OF THRONES when it was good! It certainly amused my solar physicist friend!!! His specialty was C.M.E.s, and he thought my theory viable when I suggested they were dragon gas excreta…

  15. Yaa.. I wanna put on a loin cloth and do mushrooms.. Dance around a fire in my backyard.. Normal stuff..

    1. I tried that but just threw up on my singed loincloth. Then hallucinated till the whiskey took hold.

    2. Thanks for thinking of the loin cloth, I can assure you the rest of us appreciate it, considering the alternatives.

  16. Not worth going there… I think I’ll survive in my area that only get 99.98% of totality.

  17. I’m on the path of totality and having a party. From my tree-top level balcony I can see the Escarpment, the CN Tower and the lake. From my office and bedroom windows I’m looking at downtown Burlington and the Hamilton steel mills. Clear skies, rain or snow, should be cool.

  18. Why don’t we have some human sacrifices to appease Ra, providing we can find some volunteers. Failing that could we not convince a few MAID candidates to a mass casualty even sparing the government the house call.

  19. canaduh truly is a country of bedwetters.
    Remember this is the land that locked down a school because someone took a camera tripod out of his trunk, three blocks away from the school.

  20. In all fairness they are trying to access resources to ensure nothing really stupid happens. I heard somewhere that Niagra can handle up to 500,000 additional people, there is going to be twice that at least. The police etc. will need extra resources just for traffic control let alone whatever foolishness the odd idiot get up to.

    1. Yeah, this is an SDA L. Niagara Falls only has 400,000 people; they’re expecting 1 million+ visitors. Tripling a small city’s population overnight is absolutely an emergency.

  21. So now the Region of Niagara is afraid that a million people come to see the eclipse, there will be trouble. Well, I guess so!!! The real emergency is that tourists can’t find hotel rooms – some have had reservations cancelled! – because the hotels are full of “refugees”.
    Some were given notice today to get out and find someplace else to live, because their claims have been denied so no more taxpayer subsidies, but no-one has had the courage to tell them to go home! Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati, who would normally speak on camera at the opening of a two-hole shithouse, was “unavailable for comment”, according to Global News.

  23. I’ve heard from intelligence sources the cabal wants to unleash some sort of bioweapons on the crowds with their faces upturned. Allegedly, Calgary is putting up tent hospitals to ‘care’ for the injured as it’s expecting a mass casualty event.

  24. More of the continuous mockery of the peons.
    “It is an Emergency”.
    When declaring “Emergency” gives small vicious souls “Authority” ?
    Then all shall be “Emergency”.
    Under Pierre Le Idiot’s “Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms” this is situation normal.
    For you have no rights .
    Just privileges.
    Grudgingly granted by Power Hungry Parasites.

    A simple response,to restore both sanity and accountability,will be to demand the resignation of all officials who declare “Emergency”.

    For that declaration is an open boast of their incompetence.
    “I cannot and will not perform the tasks I swore an oath to do.”

    Just like “Climate Emergency”
    A proud proclamation of being Chicken Little.
    So staggeringly stupid that only Evil acts can follow.

    Banishment,with a complimentary clothing of asphalt tar and chicken feathers may be the only practical answer.
    Although Niagara Falls does offer some interesting possibilities.

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