God Save The King

11 Replies to “God Save The King”

1. Police said it was a ‘pedicab’. Surprised it wasn’t parked in front of parliament.

   1. Maybe it was waiting for prince andrew?

2. Will the headline in the Yorkshire Post be: “Eee, bike!”

   1. I hope so.

3. When did they stop calling them Mopeds? The early Mopeds were gas powered, but eventually they became electrical. So, who changed the brand? And, why?

   1. https://www.thedrive.com/guides-and-gear/best-electric-mopeds

      1. That’s weird. Basically the same thing with different names. I thought maybe Mopeds got the Rollerblade treatment. Those things disappeared overnight.

   2. Mopeds were banned in my town growing up. Couldn’t ride for more than a few minutes without the cops coming for you. Just follow the noise and oil smoke.

      E- bikes are not specifically named in the old city ordinance. They sort of snuck in.
      They’re so quiet, some just look like a normal bicycle.
      Plus the cops just won’t stop anybody for anything short of murder these days. Can’t risk a George Floyd incident over some minor citation.

4. Is it inappropriate for me to suggest The King’s residences should all be surrounded by unstable ev’s?

   God save King William

5. I’m waiting for the day when a parkade full of government mandated electric cars catches fire. Preferably at a parkade for federal government employees.

6. Climate Cupcakes are THE existential threat to peoplekind.