Truinnerashuvaduprezure!

Gaffe or admission?

Beginning shortly: Joe Biden news conference at 6:30ET following NATO Summit

Big Boy Update: Now nearly an hour late, leaving the teleprompters frustrated.

@Timcast

BIDEN CALLED TRUMP HIS VICE PRESIDENT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Rambling Joe answers questions about Democrats calling him to step aside with regurgitated lines about the economy. Denies admitting cognitive and physical decline… his staff “adds things at the very end, I’m catching hell from my wife.”

Afghanistan or Israel?

This is probably right.

He started off rough and he’s still having rough patches… but this is good enough to keep him in the race. Which is terrible news for Democrats and excellent news for Trump.

Hold it together there Joe. Plenty of slurring as the newser winds down. Oh! Out comes ANGRY JOE!!

@RealSaavedra WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party’s nominee

He’d quit if he was told there was no way he could win. “No one’s saying that. No poll says that” And the staff is finally able to get him out of there.

57 Replies to “Truinnerashuvaduprezure!”

  1. Well we know Zelinskyi is not the president of Ukraine. His term was up months ago.

  2. He got every single word right, except for the one at the very end. Give him a break people! Seriously folks, shouldn’t we be stating the obvious, Biden is wittingly or unwittingly working for team Trump, we should be cheering him on to stay in the race, MAGA supporters should start going to his rallies and cheer him on.

      1. it’s tin foil hat I believe and maybe you will have to wait until the man on the tv tells you it’s okay to think about what I suggested.

    1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Trump will be our VP.
      Joe Biden falls down steps, VP takes over.
      I will vote for that.

  3. It would be nice if the people who follow Nancy Peloci’s investments because of her inside knowledge, would let us know which drug companies she’s investing in. There is a growing demographic who could probably benefit from a similar drug cocktail that’s keeping Biden afloat. Others would like to invest too.

    1. Meth with a Monster chaser; although he eventually and consistently ends up acting like he got dosed with Rohypnol.

      1. “Big Boy” is the nickname of Biden’s new telegaffer… it has bigger letters so he won’t have to squint as hard. The delay is because it requires a 240 volt 30 amp circuit, and they have to find a long extension cord.

  4. Have the ratings for the news networks that covered for Biden’s demise for years changed at all? Biden’s poor heath is not the only issue here, unfortunately.

  5. In the briefing … he was told of the CIA’s plot to assassinate Putin. Illegally. So, once again … Biden says the quiet part out loud … about how he is going to “beat Putin”.

  6. Depressing. Can’t watch any more of that joke of a press conference. Such is the state of the Western World that I’m going to do what I do after a friend is buried: have a scotch and a cigar and think happy thoughts about the way things used to be.

    1. This dead President walking is the very disembodiment of the West. We’re buried. We’re done. All those French Communists flipping the bird at us and saying they FKCUED us with their French electoral “win” … they’re right. They won.

      The sad part for them is they have no idea what they’ve actually won.

      Yes, I’ll drink to the memory of the West. And drink to the Leftists who are about to get what they voted for … good and hard.

    1. I can see Trump responding with:
      Biden says I am his running me. No, he is MY running mate.”

    2. There are some great shirts available right now printed with “I choose the felon.”

  7. ‘I’ve got more work to do,’ Biden says on why he is staying in the 2024 race” Such arrogance. Curious, this is the same excuse given by Trudeau for staying on when everyone wants him gone. In both cases someone should point out that their respective countries managed just fine without them for considerable time (150+, 200+ respectively.) These jerks have lost all perspective. In the case of Trudeau no one likes the changes he is making, so time to exit.

  8. JFK said “in politics nothing happens by accident, every thing is planned.”

    The plan is for Biden to continue the demented act so as to allow him to leave the relay race for a Democrat with a better chance of winning in November.
    No family, not even the Bidens, would intentionally let Joe make a fool of himself unless it’s all part of the plot.

    He’s not the first mob boss to put on such an act.

    1. The only reason Biden is hanging around is the golden handshake. Until there is a way to get $20 or $30 million into his hands there is no retirement. All the campaign cache? Ain’t going anywhere else. That’s for his library. Chief librarian – Hunter Biden.

    1. He said the rich don’t pay taxes, and the border is secure, and he created 2,000 jobs, and he has 1,000 people knocking on doors, and 1 million Russian men have fled Russia, and there are 350,000 dead Russians he has gleefully killed, and Trump, Trump, Trump is a baaaaa’d man.

      There were many many times he got lost while reading the teleprompter answers … and/or just ran one thought into another … dismal.

      But good enough to stave off the Democrat pitchforks coming for him. Awesome! Stay in the race Joe! You’re making me giddy with excitement. Whispers … stay … in … the … fight … Joe!

      1. Oh … and he said corporate greed caused inflation. No mention of a $Trillion in quarterly interest payments …

        1. You would think the White House could get their hands on the highest quality coke for these events. “Time for your vitamins, Mr. President.”

  9. I am waiting for him to blurt out, “but why all this concern, you know we can fake the votes anyway like we did in 2020.” Because, while he seems generally uncertain about most things, he probably remembers that.

  10. Can anyone tell me what courageous thing Zelinski did? And that brave act as well. I haven’t heard of any . Biden introduced Putin sorry Zelinsky by saying he was courageous and brave. He bravely will accept the 225 million and courageously use it to buy more American weapons!

    1. It takes a lot of nerve to skim 15 or 20% off every billion of US weapons funding.

  11. It’s not a lie if you believe it. It’s not ‘dark’ Brandon, it’s we keep him in the dark Brandon. His entire inner circle would sound like Jill, ‘you’re doing great Joe, the country’s in great shape, crime is down, you’re leading in the polls, that Trump, what an idiot….’ When has an administration ever built a television studio to resemble the White House? The whole thing is a charade.

  12. Joe said “anyway” 9 times as he lost his train of thought and his voice trailed off , mumbling …
    and
    Joe deployed his creepy old man raspy whisper 7 times.
    Creepy
    Old
    Angry
    Brain damaged
    Demented
    Puppet Man

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