43 Replies to “Garden Gnome Barbie”

    1. The Prime Minister is eloquent? Pass me that bong pipe, that’s potent weed.

  1. I’d be the one who asked her when she’s going to rehab.

    I’ve heard the rehab that former AB Premier “may have” attended was great, so great that she went a few times.

  2. Well, Canadian Pork Producer magazine is always looking for centerfolds….

    1. I still have copies of PlayBoar magazine from back in the day.

  3. Well, you stupid c*nt, you are about to get more free time to explore it. I would say you are being screwed by Justine, but he reserves that for boy cabinet members. You are about learn that blackface sockboy considers everything and everyone expendable in the service of said POS.

  4. It’s too bad she couldn’t “do a better job of selling Trudeau’s economic plan” so she can probably look forward to being thrown overboard from the SS Trudeau

  5. Somebody needs to fall on their sword and its not going to be the boy wonder.. Finance minister? that would mean the bad economy is their fault.. So that leaves Freeland to walk the plank.. Who cares..

  6. I remember her having a public orgasm when she stated at a press conference that they were going to freeze truck protesters and supporters’ bank accounts. Do you remember that smile and smug satisfied look?

  7. Her body language and facial expression says she’s packing her personal stuff in a cardboard box and being shown to the door. Lots of support for each other when times get tough in the Liberal party.

    1. I’m not following Canadian politics anymore due to the fact that it’s so depressing with the current administration and that they are so smug. Can you please tell me why Freeland is getting fired. Or sure as hell is not because of malevolent incompetence because that it rewarded by the Liberals.

      1. The turd has to blame somebody for the by-election loss of what once was considered a safe liberal riding.

      2. Depressing? Are you kidding, under Turdeau, Canadian politics is slapstick comedy. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

        1. Sorry, that’s a insult to Larry, Moe, Curly, Shemp, Joe & Curly Joe!

          Cheers, wsj — 7th Stooge!

      3. She’s not.
        This dance is being done to encourage Carney to run in the next by election.
        They won’t call that by election until he agrees to take over for Freeland.
        He was supposed to run in St Paul’s but they can’t figure out why.
        The why is that he (Carney) doesn’t want to be a fart catcher for PM leisure suit.
        Carney doesn’t want finance and he doesn’t want to lead the liberals in opposition.
        Trudeau has to resign if they want Carney in caucus and Trudeau doesn’t want to lose the protection afforded a PM (legal issues).
        Hence the dance of the seven veils.

        This dance ends on the 30th.

    2. Hahaha…I think you’re right.

      A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question and she takes 3+ minutes to give a non-answer. And Trudeau is eloquent?!?!? WTF is that statement supposed to mean?

  8. Her body and facial movements are ridiculous. Something wrong with that creature. Other than being a Liberal airhead, that is.

    1. Her fingernails-on-a-blackboard annoying “little girl”voice is redolent of entitlement and condescension. She is a personage of intense and unrelenting awfulness

      She is “Election’s” power-mad Tracey Flick without the obvious visual appeal of Reese Witherspoon.

      She is a monster and good riddance to her!

  9. I see she had to bring her girl posse with her … Hey! She isn’t finished speaking!

    1. Mister Frodo called and he wants his Ring back, Garden Gnome Gollum.

  10. Who were those two smirking functionaries behind Twitchy? How much do you charge to haunt a house, girls?

    Where do they get these freakin’ people?

    1. I was thinking ther EXACT SAME thing!
      “smirking functionaries” – love it

  11. Before Chrystia Freeland gets the boot I would like her to clear up one question. How does she get that big ass into those tiny skirts? A shoehorn?

      1. As my HS football coach used to say about our opponents … “they put their pants on, just like you … one charging rhino leg at a time”

  12. I always here the Oompa Loompa song in my head whenever I see her.

    But I think Ms. Freeland isn’t entirely unhappy about this situation because in the longstanding Liberal leadership battle this helps to separate her from the coming bloodbath and enables her to run for her old bosses job.

    Following in the footsteps of every previous Liberal Prime Minister.

  13. You know, I’ve heard many talking heads in the media tell me Freeland is a brilliant woman. I think I have been lied to.

    Again.

    1. Her entire career has consisted of failing upward. Check out the back story on the media company she single handed put into financial ruin. Hey, just like Canada!

  14. She’s not going anywhere until Oct 2025

    She’s likely agreed to step down if Carney decides (after much arm twisting and promises of rooms full of comfy fur) to run for a seat (likely LaSalle Emard)

    The problem is Carney isn’t taking their calls and it means Leisure Suit Larry isn’t getting what he wants.
    So why is Carney not jumping at the chance to save Justin from a much deserved reckoning come October 2025?
    Because Mark isn’t interested in being a fart catcher, he won’t budge unless and only if he gets a commitment from Trudeau that his job is open.
    Right now we are in the competing narrative phase of who is resigning first.
    First rumour – Trudeau is resigning
    Second rumour – Carney is planning a leadership run
    Third rumour- Freeland is getting fired

    This all goes off the rails if he doesn’t run in LaSalle Emard.

    1. I think after the City of London, Ottawa may be beneath what he believes is his station. There is an opening at the WEF coming up, Klaus Carney?

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