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A Don’t Hurt Me Parade in Portland

The most Portland thing of all at this week’s Pride Parade was the guy in the assless denim overalls. It was the epitome of a queer Pacific Northwest mash-up.

Portland’s Pride Parade was in July this year because, while in the entire known universe all of June has been designated Pride Month, Pride Northwest, out of sheer politeness, and to “avoid overlapping with other significant cultural events in the Rose City,” moved their signature parade to July.

In fact, they moved the 10th annual Portland Trans Pride March into July as well. And last year, the Pride Parade was in July, too. Funny that. Is this evidence of Pride Northwest being polite, or greedy—greedy for more attention, more bandwidth from the citizens of Portland, more money from their corporate sponsors?

I’m going with greedy.

7 Replies to “Let Us Pay Homage To The Las Vegas Nostradamus”

  1. Pride Movements are people looking for attention for outrageous behavior because they suck at tasks that anyone really wants.

  2. All they wanted was equality; until they got that and decided spreading perversity across society was a nobler ambition.

  3. Proving once again that all Love isn’t Love … it’s something else entirely at these PDgAys

  4. Well, some kids are in school in June, so for maximum grooming, they moved it to July.

  5. The fact that they only have one trans pride march and not a dozen different ones for every sub set is actually impressive.

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