Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. All these companies naming things ‘raptor ‘ cause it sounds cool. (SpaceX, Ford, etc) Another Hollywood lie. The real velocirator was the size of a turkey.

   1. Just like the Toronto Raptors?

   2. And the first example found was killed in a fight with a protoceratops the size of a pig.

2. I go to the ROM just to look at the fossilized skeleton of the Pterodactyl that they have and try to understand how that thing flew.
   It is so big it defies logic.
   It is unbelievable and spectacular.

3. Oh look a bone. Let’s call the artist over to show us what the animal looked like, and what it’s ancestors looked like.
   While xir is here, xe can tell us whether this vaccine is safe and if we should take it.

4. Just like the Toronto Raptors?