35 Replies to “The Likely Evolution of the Latest Conspiracy Theory”

  1. I would have said two weeks away from a recipe for cat cacciatore from the Democrats’ new top dog, but I’m not an X-Twitter aficionado.

    1. Stray dogs and cats are more common in poor areas. The traditional inhabitants don’t seem to touch them. Too much effort, Afraid of dogs, can’t trade for drug money, whatever the reason.

  2. I grew up next to a Chinese restaurant that was caught with cats in the freezer from the Animal Hospital one block away. That was the 1970s.

  3. Are Democrats tasty?
    Maybe barbecued and with lots of hot barbecue sauce?
    Shish kebab style?
    Let’s start a trend.
    Haitians may prefer them to ducks

    1. Democrats tasty?
      Regardless how they are marinated and then baked, steamed or barbecued they will still taste like shit.

    1. “J D Vance’s response to the media. Pretty sweet.”

      I wouldn’t even talk to her, she is so atrociously biased….no Republican should. Let her spend the rest of her career as a ‘journalist’ doing more puff pieces with Democrats and hanging out with odious ‘celebrities’ like Stephen Colbert.

      1. On 8/26/2024 Officer R. Snyder took a report of 4 geese stolen by women speaking “Haitian Creole”, the Federalist got a copy of the report, and some audio.

        The report is linked below, but the one city bureaucrat that ABC spoke had no idea, so in NPClown world it didn’t happen.

        1. If everyone in the neighborhood can see the alligators in the nearby storm channel, and the media calls the city offices for comment, but the civil service worker picking up the phone doesn’t have “authorisation” to comment, then no one outside your neighborhood will know anything about alligators in the storm channels as no one is authorised to release this information.

    2. Let’s be honest … Vance’s answer to this lightweight “Reporter” was something a Yale graduate pours on her head like hot coals burning her to a crisp!

  4. Yeah and no ballot dumps happened last election, Joe Pooh got more Blackie votes than Obummer and the Afghanistan withdrawal was all Trump’s fault.
    FO and die all Democrats, yellow stream press and fact checking Orwellian pole shiners.

  5. Wait until they figure out for the price of admission to the local zoo, they can bag them selves huge animals, and feed the neighbourhood.

    America is a melting pot, with cats, ducks, bald eagles and who knows what else simmering away for dinner.

  6. It’s OK if the random stranger gets robbed, beaten or raped. But touch little poochie and this is where people draw the line. OTOH, less dog poop on my lawn.

  7. Funny how the only conspiracy theories that ever seem to actually be fantasies are the ones the elites themselves invent to explain away the consequences of their own wickedness.

    The anti-Semitic blood libel originated as a disinformation campaign covering up the crimes committed against their own flock by clergy of the Church of Rome, whose taste for raping and murdering children pre-dated any attempt by Europe’s elites to pretend to be Christian. Bring a brother in Christ to the justice prescribed in the Bible? No indeed. Christ is merciful. Far better that the contrite Christian to a distant monastery, to spend his days in repentance and prayer, and that one of the bishop’s Jewish creditors die in the Christian’s place.

    1. I’m going to ask for sources, and if you can’t provide any, then stop the smear. I’ll be watching.

      Catholics are not in the mood for raping or murdering children, and I resent the implication, so either provide proof, or…

      1. This dude has been here under a number of names in the past. His writing style is a dead giveaway. He’s mobying, ignore him.

  8. A very sharp observation on part of Nick Freitas.
    The Russia, Russia, Russia, Hunter Biden laptop are only 2 examples where the mass media cartel decided to lie to help the poor man win an election. After the damage was done, it did not matter much, so they admitted they lied. Of course the did not say so.
    Anybody with a little screen could easy see the comments of citizens in Springfield that documented the animal delights.
    It is rather interesting that the media cartel has set up a pattern of lies where first they deny anything is happening. They lie and disinform and mislead by ignoring the happening, not reporting it, heh, now they can say there is no record, report, therefore it did not happen.

    In the debate about the execution of the infants, the so called ‘Journalists’ would argue that there is not law that would allow it. You better not pass a law like that, just do it. Yeah, since there is no law and you do it, it’s not happening.
    There is a saying, ignorance is bliss, the so called ‘journalists’ are making it a part of their ‘reportage’.
    What a low life.

  9. In my experience cat can be used in any recipe that calls for rabbit or chicken. The trick is in the seasoning.
    Dogs, I defer to worthy oriental chefs

  10. Nice… TRUE STORY..

    My Franky Doodle cat got caught in a third world snare.. Sweetest pussy cat ever.. This was five or seven years ago.. Lucky they were after rabbits, I assume.. Cut the wire TIGHT to his neck and let him go..

    He came home and I’m like WFF.. Diversity is out strength.. Said, no cat ever.. True Story..

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