I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords

16 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords”

  1. “The systematic nature of this shutdown indicates it was likely executed with ill intent rather than being a simple system malfunction.”

    My money’s on either the Chicoms (because they want to conquer us) or our own government frankly (because they hate free speech – see John Kerry’s/Hillary Clinton, or Kamala Harris’s recent comments).

    1. Come on ma’aaan … it was surely Russia, Russia, Muh Russia!! Probably enabled by Putin’s lackey – Trump !? Right !?

      Preparing to interfere in Kamala’s election of Joy!

      /sarc.

  2. The cell towers had information which could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

  3. The new state of warfare. Cell towers, exploding pagers cyber attacks. No gunpowder required

  4. “This has been a test of the Emergency Silence the Peasants System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would be instructed to shut up and know your place. The Regime is doing the talking and you will do the listening.”

  5. I hate to say it, but Alex Jones mentioned this would happen before the election, among other disruptions.
    Start the flamethrowers.

  6. “This is a test, this is only a test ”

    “If this was a real shutdown, you would have to talk with your neighbour and friends in person”

    Playstation went down overnight as well. Gamers are freaking!!

    1. Ha Ha … Playstation down … oh the humanity!!
      The world is going (has gone??) nucking futs.

    2. Was at my doctors office yesterday when the doctor and the nurse in my room got emergency screens on their
      cell phones. Got home and the kids were complaining about the playstation. Tried to look up the cause online and the cyber attack maps were off line. Absolute crickets today everywhere. Lots of other apocalyptic shit going on today though so maybe it’ll be news tomorrow.
      Jeff Grey

  7. An attack on the US electric grid, that only affected Verizon cell towers?

    Wouldn’t an attack on the electric grid affect more than just Verizon cell towers?

    Does Verizon have a DEI policy?

  8. What ever became of all of the mysterious fires at large food processing plants? Coincidence?

    1. Simples, steve. All of the US owned plants have been burned down. Only the Chinese owned food processing plants remain. So, no more food processing plant fires.

      BTW, who needs cell towers when you have Starlink? Yeah, people will have to adapt a bit, but the bits will continue to flow.

      1. That may be true, but the mere fact that they’re making the attempt in broad daylight should be troublesome at the very least, terrifying at worst.

  9. My money is on the US government/FBI/CIA uni party and they’ll blame someone else so they have an excuse to rev up the war machine and screw up the November election – its a twofer all while letting more illegals into the United States.

    1. Will the GOP approve the massive new FBI headquarters?

      Depends on how many GOPers show up on Epstein and/or Diddy videos.

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