Canada’s Most Wanted

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1. “Four cases of butter…” and two medium baking potatoes.

   Some people, me for instance, like a little baked potato with their butter.

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2. They are, obviously, fencing to a restaurant or bakery. I’ll bet if they provided the names of those arrested, I could figure out who their fence was withing about 20 minutes.

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3. I was gonna guess Indians, then I saw 17 jars of ghee, so I’ll guess Indians.

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   1. Ghee is another name for samneh…which is the Arabic word for it….and it is used generously in Halal certified foods, if you get my drift.

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      1. Ghee is on my ‘hell no list.’ Butter needs to be fresh. We have refrigerators. No good reason to simmer it down and let it sit in the tropical heat until it smells like dirty feet.

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4. Not a problem. Simply modify the supply management agreement temporarily to increase supply. They deserve more money. The evil, greedy store owners can swallow their loss as it serves them right.

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5. Coming soon to a Brampton mini-mart … at $8.99 a pound.

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