Peanut. His name was Peanut.
Zerohedge- Outrage Ensues After Beloved Rescue Squirrel Seized By NY, Euthanized
Francisco- I didn’t have “people being radicalized by a dead squirrel” on my bingo card for 2024 but here we are.
Peanut. His name was Peanut.
Zerohedge- Outrage Ensues After Beloved Rescue Squirrel Seized By NY, Euthanized
Francisco- I didn’t have “people being radicalized by a dead squirrel” on my bingo card for 2024 but here we are.
A note-perfect metaphor for every excess of the fascist nanny state that Trump and his cohorts hope to defeat on Tuesday. The Jack-booted morons who did this just made a colossal contribution to his campaign.
To think that a squirrel named Peanut and a raccoon named Fred might tip the scales…
The simulation is giving us the finger.
“The Jack-booted morons who did this just made a colossal contribution to his campaign.”
yep, ye olde ‘last straw’ effect. the camel’s back, in this case kamela the black.
a single cheap dime a dozen match can burn down 200,000 hectares. let them all burn.
“rah rah rah
D E I
gets a black eye”
my will specifies a specific clinic to get 10s 1000s and a wildlife refuge ctr gets almost everything else.
l tapped this on wordpad last july
feel free to share
the story of little Bobby Squirrel
in the infinities of existence, how many timelines are there and that matrix of all the intersections and then the timelines cross again. mind boggling. that happen between them.
ever since time started, and it did have a start, else if we thus *can* hypothetically go back, back, back infinitely to the ‘beginning’ how do we ever get to ‘turn around’and get to the present?
so it did have a beginning but who’s to say it has to have an end?
and out of all that existence, all little Bobby Squirrel asked for (without knowing, he was after all just a squirrel. they dont know much of the cosmos) was his normal alontment of minutes and mobility. avg american squirrel say 18 months.
thats all. just average.
to BE ALIVE and BE A SQUIRREL AND EAT AND RUN AND SLEEP AND MAKE LITTLE SQUIRRELS. and we consider out of all the matter in all space and how much of it winds up either (a) going thru the gut of a living organism supporting its existence, or even (b) molecules of that foodstuff being commandeered by the organism and incorporated, briefly, transigently, a LIVING ORGANISM.
can we not step aside and let it live according to the very big plan for life? what is the proportion of all matter that is ever part of the body of any animal?
from google we ascertain 545 giga tons living things on earth
and the earth weighs 6,570,000,000 gigatons. therefore
living tissue as a decimal 0.0000000082 so what is that 8 10 millionths of a percent is alive?
rare.
instead he made a dreadful mistake that took some 20 seconds out of all those billions years logged so far, when an inattentive human, runs him over and snuffs out his way too shortened life.
the truth is, at a certain point, hypothetically speaking, say, if they had driven 58 kmh instead of the 60 they did, and thus ‘dally’ just long enough for Bobby Squirrel to ‘find out why the chicken crossed the road’. but he was inexperienced. ever see a squirrel dash out, clear YOUR lane and maddeningly panic and dash BACK under your wheel, or some other driver?
that’s what Bobby Squirrel did. except, for a slightly slower approach by the vehicle and that terrible moment when the machine is RIGHT ON YOU inducing the stupidity of panic . . .never would have happened. the timing would have put Bobby 2 meters into the opposite lane, well inducing him to continue that direction. and Bobby Squirrel’s destiny would have reasserted itself and he would live the full life his kind have.
then soon after another ‘Bobby’ comes along on the same street at the same spot and sees Bobby Squirrel’s guts flattend in the road and laments that little critter never gonna know a mate, full larder, some blissful times when other humans, kind ones, bring on the cornucopia. look at him. never again that specific configuration of those exact organic molecules going to collectively constitute a species’ representative and member. and he had a name, Bobby Squirrel. the theoretical physicists tell us it takes an infinite universes model for that little guy to live again.
not gonna happen.
the other Bobby, the human Bobby, it’s like he’s from the invading deadly space aliens with hyperpowerful technology, who has a pang of conscience and turns traitor against his own kind, knowing how unnecessary it is to smash and kill and steal to survive.
and determines to first make ammends for all the times in that dreadful adolescence when ‘anything goes’ to a will and estate designated almost 100% for critters.
little Bobby Squirrel. how many of them are there going to be?
l grieve them all. l want enormous swaths of wilderness left alone where gasoline powered engines will never go until the sun swells and vapourizes the planet.
lm sorry Bobby Squirrel. l do what l can and repectfully report your remains to city hall dispatch and have even spot checked to confirm the reports are acted on, so far 100
so in typical fashion, little Bobby Squirrel inexperienced and plain bad luck is run over.
By an inattentive, selfish, narcissistic, lying, violent, greedy hoomahn, who calculates even the slimmest of concessions, 58 not 60, will not be rendered even though it snuffs out little one’s life. like so many of the soldiers in the war, enlist, training, ship out, get off the beach and except for a single bullet out of 100s billions, he would have survived every other encounter and even been one of those in Normandy in 2024.
the stinking irrationality of it; some infinitessimal ‘sacrifice’ of one species is sufficient in balance to prevent the damnable probailities taking effect, there will be encounters between car tires and scurrying little ones on city streets, and always life loses.
l might add this posting gives new meaning the the blog name . . . .
Peanut was happy.. Living his best life.. Until Karen and the government showed up = True..
“had too much power…”
That’s pretty much the short version of everything that went wrong during the Covid pandemic. So-called doctors went berserk, aided and abetted by a fully compliant media. They were allowed to indulge all their socialist wet dreams.
Same thing here.
Will we see Trump wearing a Peanut the Squirrel pin, or T-Shirt tomorrow? Driving the garbage truck?
Time to take out the Democrat trash!
FOR PEANUT!! FORTH EORLINGAS!
Some FOOL in here said the othr day, hat they needed to kill P’Nut to get a brain sample to test to see if P’Nut had rabies . Actually they just needed to quarantine him for a week, and observe him. People are just plain stupid.
Oh, and the bitten person could have taken a shot to prevent any possible rabies , and such a shot today is routine, and uneventful.
well gym, thing is, some on hte left are so kookoo they feel the need to assert irrationality on the populace knowing its all nutso, but the point is to PROVE they have absolute power to do dumb and evil things. they get the demonic feedback they seek, smirking at the swirling powerless masses.
The highest compliment a person can get on this site is to be called a fool by GYM.
Thanks, and blow me.
-B
If the choice is between a vaccine and killing a squirrel, how many people here would take the shot?
I’m killing the tree rat every time.
You have no choice. You the first shot immediately and the second shot at day 3. It takes up to 3 days to get the “rabies” results from a lab diagnosing the dead brain. You only save yourself a 3rd shot at day 7. ( I recall a young woman crying and pleading against having a needle stuck in her, while I was in a hospital emergency room…Was that you?)
Not me. There were definitely some tears though. 2nd and 3rd are worse because you know what’s coming. Test results came back the day of third shot. I got it anyway, figured might as well be immune. Regretted it immediately.
Since you had some shots previously, you might only need to take the first and second shots. There is no guarantee of immunity if you don’t take the entire course of 4 shots. Again you are not saving yourself from the first shot, but may save yourself the second shot depending on how long it takes the results to return.
well this sure gives “look, a squirrel” a whole new meaning…
The fact that these larping stormtroopers got a warrant doesn’t get enough attention. It wasn’t just Karen the Kommando that massively overreached. Some judge looked at all of this and blessed the whole operation.
Four government departments including ICE went along with it.
Who?.. Picks up an animal without proper gloves?. It just stinks of government BS..
In the U.S., government is supposed to derive its power from the consent of The People.
When it fails, the people get to do what is needed to remove the fckers.
(And I really don’t like squirrels.)
Nuts Out, For Peanut!!
Why does the reporting of every such disaster start with “The first woman to hold this position”? DEI has got to DIE before we are all killed.
+++Joe
Just another twitch to keep our minds off the important matters at hand this week